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It’s not how gay you feel, it’s how much you like it I for one think they’re just the thing for an aging pensioner retiring abroad in the Mediterranean, a jap cruiser with metal buttons on the seat or a cb500, finally let go of that uptight UK way of be, live life, experience new things… la vida loca

Speed always makes things look better and it has a loose Stoney bottom a bit like Pete's daughter in-law Bob makes it look easy as he is a professional

Here's how you cross water at speed without making a twat of yourself. @sirphotoshop in the alps

So a few protesters glued themselves to the ground on a Porsche museum in Germany, and stated that their aim is to get Germany to drop speed limits on all motorways to 100kmh. What did Porsche employees do instead of calling the cops? Closed the museum at the end of the day, shut down heating and turned off the lights for the night! The protesters complained that they weren't given bowls to shit in, and that they were hungry, their hands hurt so one of them was taken to the hospital, and they also complained that security guards made their rounds with very bright torch lights I find this hilarious: link

Asking for a friend ..................

A boxer viewed from the front or back, that’s what you want for a clock

I'm waiting a reply from the Chuckle Brothers

Probably a Japanese movement for reliability

Why? Someone was trying to nick his copy of Photoshop?

pencil gauge it is then, thats all ive ever used to get an accurate reading, 0.5 isn't that far out though. @XTreme this is how this shit is done ... do the walk of shame

I find a good kick in the tire is a nice way to check tire pressures too, and if the metal wheel is touching to ground the tire is too empty

I found one for you @Buckster

Natural selection…

I didn't buy it, I made it, I used to make them and sell them . A mate got me the mold (he would never say where he got it from ) and I made them with resin , in black or silver. Then I would paint the fins and numbers with enamel model paint. I got the emblems from Riders , I'm sure the parts guy used to wonder why I was coming in and buying five at a time

It was advanced when you bought it and remains so, it is a powerful time piece and certain to be a pussy magnet.

No and yes Different More

Does it tick or potato potato?

was you glad to give it back ? would you have one to keep ? does it ride better than a CB500X did you feel as gay on it as you did on the CB500X ?

I can't see me carrying it about Fred.....until I get a top box!

@XTreme something to watch out for on the battery pump at least mine anyway, is the pump would switch on sometimes in my pocket that's why i have that piece of foam taped to it so the buttons cant be held in accidentally and the other thing is put some tape over the charging port if it doesn't have a cover to stop any crap getting stuck in there when your carrying it about.

Fred went twice as fast as me

I just done a test for you not the same pump as yours but a battery one off Amazon So this is my lineup of pumps and gauges Pumped my tyre up to 29PSI with the battery pump Then checked the pressure with my compressor gauge Then the 12volt AA pump Then the pencil gauge, well i thought that's shit until i put the battery pump back on and it was reading 27.5psi i'd lost some pressure between changing gauges. I pumped the tyre back up and this time used the pencil gauge first Showing 29.5psi When i put the battery pump back on it was showing 29.6PSI as i'd lost air taking it off you don't lose air putting it on for some reason So if we are saying the pencil gauge is the most likely to be accurate then the battery pump is the next accurate one of my devices around 0.5 psi difference which i am quite surprised at

Do you sometimes walk about without your face then?

Take it back to the shop and get a refund!

Funny enough Bob i was looking at videos of that the other day @boboneleg

I look forward to that, and maybe even a small video properly explaining how it works

Found it:

Absolutely, it was Welsh rain which is wetter than anything else known to man ️

Six got a tattoo.

Not at all, it's perfectly nice cooked over coal with just salt. But it's naturally tough so a long cooking time is better, you could say the same about some beef. The video I posted uses the meat to give flavor to the rice primarily, it's the other way around, and the result is a very rich dish if make properly. We look at the UK in the same way with their sauces and bland stuff. Anyway, you have a pre steamed octopus in a bag, look forward to hear how that's better than something frozen from fresh and defrosted before cooking. Octopus is maybe only kind of meat that naturally works better frozen and defrosted for an unexperienced cook since it breaks some of the fibers and makes it softer. A bigger animal might be more flavorful but difficult to cook, it'll vary from hard to soft to hard again as it cooks. Regarding the olive oil, better quality is always better but there are very different flavors. Normally you'll find it stronger and a little more imposing if it comes from most of spain and lower portugal, from dry plains where it easy to plant in industrial farming resorting to intensive watering. Try some from a harsh climate and mountainous area and you still might not like it but the taste is completely different. Normally olive trees in new farming produce oil after 3 or 4 years of intensive watering, can't compare that with 200 year old trees that don't get watered.

So what your saying is it tastes like shit so you add a load of crap to it to make it slightly more palatable, i knew it

Bob's picture of you make it look like a much more serious water crossing

Love it. Such a good way to spend time.

I spent ages reading reviews for one of those that would reliable and small enough to leave on my bike on longer trips. Every single one had a percentage of crap reviews saying they are inaccurate and don’t last. Eventually I bought the one that had the least complaints about inaccuracy and breaking cos I saw it in the supermarket for €19 and had just had a hair raising ride on very underinflated tyres. Its excellent. So easy to use, portable and convenient. Do I trust it. Nope.

@Six30 is right , the dials on compressors are not the most accurate. A good metal pen gauge (like above) is much better, I know a guy who calibrates stuff and he says they are the best

We want to know if it’s accurate and you to give a review , if your not sure perhaps your mrs could do it ?

It's a tyre pump FFS! It puts air in tyres! What more is there to say?

Just noticed yours is wireless , they might be better than the compressor ones … you could do an in-depth report , get tyre pressure reading with your new toy , then do it the old fashioned way with a tyre pressure gauge … I look forward to the results as I’m sure the other members do …

Did you try to bum him?

Photoshopped, you took that to a garage

But was it the right kind of rain.

there is climate change , always has been ... but its not down to us and we cant change the weather , its a multi million £ money making scam . take the ulez charge in London .... if every one said fuck it i'll pay the £15 a day then thats fine, pollute away , total bollox .

So when will it happen ?

Serves them right, feckin twats

Why have people started gluing themselves to things all of a sudden?