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Six would just duct tape and cable tie her to a chair.

Took my bike to the beach last night too, although no high speed awards from the cops....so many toys, so little time.

@XTreme is this Pay per view tomorrow or is there a live stream any where ?

Sucks to be you bob, if that was me I'd have taken them there and dropped them off...once inside I'd have left and let them walk home, aren't they abit old for imaginary friends

My wife says "Thank fuck for that".

Are these the only (eureka) moments you get? Try the blue pills for your other moments

I'm not sure how the Easter Parades are going to go cos the Spanish can't possibly have any energy left. They really go for it. Traffic jams with everyone honking their horns, fire works being let off, they were still partying at 3am

Get some rest … you got a big fight coming up in the car tomorrow.

Full house then? Over here the stupid fucks have got their KKK outfits on and carrying a fucking dummy about!

You'd burst into flames bob you're best not to

Serves me right for marrying into a catholic family, at least I don’t have to go in the church, although I’m told they get wine

@Clive so you think you’re bored mate ? I’m sat outside a church in my car right now for a couple of hours as my son and mum-in-law wanted to go to mass

Nearly as mad as the cheese rollers in Gloucestershire

I'm knackered, spent all day sorting stuff for the arrival of the next guests including spending a large amount of time at varying points of the day on FaceTime with the phone screen being wobbled about at a blurry computer being asked what do to now- who leaves the important paperwork til the day they're due to leave? I don't get it, its always my primary concern. Check passport, sort paperwork and money. Surely everyone does that first?

I got an idea, strap on a thong, and ride a log down a volcano, this sports going to be huge.

They was at it in Trafalgar Square …

Deep joy, next guests flights have been delayed by an hour. It'll be after 3am now, assuming they don't get lost. I cry.

Enjoy your Mars bars and coffee, don't get talking to any strange people, you talk to enough of them on here.

My view right now

Didn't see anybody our age in that Bob?

just had one of them eureka moments Clive , when you want to go out on the scoot give your mrs your log on details to here, she's occupied, your out on your excuse of a motorbike , every ones happy.

Im making a nice pea soup from scratch for mum.

That was the list we had......so we just followed it to the letter!

word.... and can i tag along ?

That my friend can be sorted just say the word

My guess would be he will drive out in to the Spanish wilderness on the way back from the airport and bash her with a hammer and leave herin one of those abandoned houses while he drives on with the grandkids and meets up with them back at the house..... Not giving you ideas though pete

Well wheres the sangria, kind of fucking shopping is it without a few litres of sangria

@XTreme play this on loop in the car … listen to the words

you will end up slinging her out i can see it coming

Tv Disney Netflix Sky Her not being very mobile is very limiting.

You not got a tv ? Or does she just like to sit and look at you ?

Her ass is stuck in a chair most days.....

Mum says only boring people get bored.

Well why not go out for a ride casual

Fekkin bored.

Why not pick them all up on the bike that way you don't have to listen to her endlessly calling you a twat

Fed the horses, then took a load of bedding over to the flat. Next job is to go food shopping for them and take that over there. And in amongst that lot I've got to put a new site live......that's three in three weeks to cover all this shit! And I'll probably be called a Cunt at the end of it!

I'm dreading being stuck in the car with her for two and a half hours!

This is what friday night looks like, got pulled over for doing 56 ina 35, cop gave me a warning, liked my SS 45 acp Ruger, i think thats why i only got a warning...lol

Out trail riding on Sunday, got three clients who fancy a bimble around the local trails on some ancient XR250s. They’ve had three days on track (Almeria etc) so I’m hoping they’re knackered so I can keep up!………I’ll be sweeping up at the back as usual but that suits me fine. I’ll try and take some photos if I remember.

Shit.....I'm really aching today after yesterday's physical work!

And a photo that ain’t been edited

If I go out on scoot then my wife is housebound, does not seem fair me out and about and her stuck indoors. So it's BSB and sitting in the garden with a cuppa.

Tomorrow I've got my own work to get on with, more cleaning in the house, plus do some food shopping for them so they've got stuff in the flat. Along with taking blankets and stuff over there. And I'm on my ass now!

You can put that on your beans on toast to replace the cheese

Oh yes !! Just in time for easter my Spanish cheese has arrived.