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Hubs has a puncture so he's buggered off sailing. Im breaking in my new cleats and toying with...do i go Dunsop Bridge on Ripley orrrr do i get on push iron and try to stir these lazy lurgy ridden stumps of mine...... sat on my ass procrastinating......

Always happy to grovel in the dirt for the chance... the slight chance that it might improve my sense of self worth and bring a little meaning to my presence on this here motorcycle forum despite owning an oversized scooter and having no van. .

I will just stick a new belt on at 12,000 miles............at my rate of milage that will be around 2030.

I never used to do anything to my motorcycles when I was a young lass, just throw on some lube and go. Now I try to care for my bikes better, well one of them at least. The other one usually has other things to worry about besides general care...... Pretty easy to tell the Himalayan from the Honda!

Happy Sunday to you! Just having my morning coffee! I always feel like I've slept in because I talk to so many people in different time zones.... lol

Morning all. As I suspected, drank far too much last night so no Copdock bike show for me. 3 bands on last night with a grand piano + guests. Best night of music there so far. So today will be a recovery day till the touring cars come on. Tonight we'll be dinning on a Sunday roast with the trimmings although the roast will be a couple of lion chops.

Out on my other wheels earlier.

I was waiting for that.....

Maybe just enjoying his weekend off?

Get in your fucking van!

You shagged a midget Dago to death ?

Morning. Happy Sunday all. Wotcha having for Sunday lunch today?

Here's one I remembered.....it goes back to 1980 when Graham Bonnet was in Rainbow with his "James Dean" look! I thought that look was great and as my hair was pretty much like that anyway I just got myself a Hawaiian shirt! Well me and a mate went to the Talk of the Abbey in Neath on heavy metal night......all Neath subhumans who looked like Lemmy there. And me with my Graham Bonnet look. I went to the bog and this fucking huge twat and his mates came up to me and say "You're in the wrong place mush.......you better fuck off now while you can". I thought......here we fucking go! So I went to find my mate to give him the heads up......and he'd gone up onto the balcony and was standing by the bar there. As I was telling him there was a problem I accidentally hit his glass over! It started rolling off the bar, so I dived forward quickly to grab the glass, and in doing so my ass must have swung backwards! I felt a bump from behind, and as I turned round I saw a pair of feet disappearing over the top of the balcony! Then a smash and a lot of screaming coming from below! It appeared that at the very same time I leant forward, the subhuman who'd threatened me was walking past behind me! And my ass had hit him clean over the balcony and he'd fallen 20 foot onto the tables and floor below! I said to my mate we'd better get out quick......he said I gotta go to the bog first. When he came back he told me that guy was laid out in the toilet, and all his mates were going "See that fucking poof in the Hawaiian shirt out there! He's hard as fuck.....he just threw (whatever the bloke's name was) over the top of the fucking balcony".

Well someone had to do something like say, go to the beach...nice calm day at the Rock. Just before i was attacked by a great white and saved by flipper, my camera died. Sorry.

Oh fuck off you sad twats.

Got that bike....

I did this today shouldnt be left alone...

It wasn't too bad price wise for an eBike, @Slowlycatchymonkey. Look up Cube Reaction Hybrid Performance 400. They're solidly made and use the Bosch drive system. The tracks round here are harsh, so it needs to be pretty solid to survive those!

We’re being offered a booster now, you’ll get Pfizer or moderna even though we had Astra Zeneca last time

They started on boosters where Im from two weeks ago and not specific to your previous jab. My friend and her sister (late 60's) have had theirs already, no real underlying health problems, both Oxford Astrazenica last time World situation aside its a good thing to get on with the boosters before winter sets in and cases increase methinks.

Nice Cannondale, I had one just like it for many years. Loved it, it was my city wheels, went everywhere in all kinds of weather......ahhhhh good memories. What brand of cleats have you got on it?

Action cam and hand warmer all rolled into one! Perfick!

Where’s @Buckster he hasn’t insulted me for at least 3 days, the lazy git didn’t even call @MooN a cunt yesterday. It’s not right you know ....,.,

Nice weather here today.

It’s oil. Gear box oil. Every roller has the same.

Can't be any worse than the CCM.

Why you don't go out when its hot anyway

@Skippy.....I think the Sanitorium in Sierra Espuña is off the cards! Seems that there are Forestry Security Patrols in place and these guys got their collars felt! I think we're too old now to outrun Security!

Got 20,000 miles on this one.

I have a cheapo dash cam......don't know if it works or not as I can't view the recordings.

I very rarely go for the latest kit nowadays Pete, I wait anxiously for it to come out so the previous version drops like a brick in price Who on Earth needs 5.3k?, it's very rare that anyone watches videos in anything above HD and often just 720p as their watching on a phone/tablet For the latest kit you'll always pay what it's worth plus a premium for joining all the mugs who queue up waiting for it to come out

Nah! That’s still shit by your standards , you need to up your game

We dint have to see Bruce in his new wetsuit, thats something.

@Motobiker I imagine it's just a trick of the light or has this link got a couple of fractures on the rollers ?

I dunno.....I thought the criteria was that it was a Covid death if it had contributed to their demise.

@bonio looks like it’s heating up, Van-Tam’s not happy! “England’s deputy chief medical officer asked ministers to withhold all UK clinical trial data from the EU if European countries continued to deny entry to British vaccine trial volunteers, the Observer can reveal. Jonathan Van-Tam made the extraordinary proposal after months of uncertainty for the 19,000 volunteers who are effectively unable to travel to Europe to see family, work or go on holiday because they took part in trials of Novavax and Valneva.” https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/sep/18/ministers-told-bar-eu-uk-trial-data-vaccines-row-england-deputy-chief-medical-guinea-pigs?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

yeh ..right

he's been spotted at an airport .... few travel restriction lifted so he's gone to spread it about...

Weekend ... he'll be gimped right up ... and have a face that looks like a plasterers radio.

Lot of high profile anti-vaxers are ending up dead now! One of them tried to insist that he didn't have Covid......claimed that the Police had poisoned him!