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At least I can push mine......

It's a damn fix i tells you, i almost died getting to where i took that photo and what happens @Grasshopper's Ride turns up after no appearance for weeks flutters her eyelashes and boom wins bike of the month WTF going on here

someone should tell buckster not to go for a ride when your upset or angry....

Picking this up tomorrow. Nephews just bought it , been in storage for 10 years , turns over , needs light restoring , we’ll see. he’s just done his cbt and got a cbf 125 to run round on , he wants to learn to work on bikes and get this running, good on him , told him there will be a lot of swearing and he may need deep pockets

It’s a bitchfest, plain and simple.

It’s a none runner as well.

"Almost" just doesn't cut it these days Fred!

My wife's sisters and brother are coming here for the week -6 of'em! It's gonna be hard to avoid them for a week, but I'll give it my best. Had to rent a large, 9 person van to pick them up at the airport and haul them around for a week. KInda looking forward to driving that so I can see what all the excitement about vans is. Drive report to follow.

Took a late friday afternoon beach cruise after the beach, this is beach riding kit, just dont tell Julian.

You had an opportunity to pull this place up out of the gutter with a picture of a real bike and what do you do? Choose something that gets recovered in an estate car, this place is the pits.

Honestly I hovered between grasshoppers ride sir fallsalot and boboneleg until the beauty of bagheera led me to a clear conclusion.Suck it up LOOOOOSERRRRS.

I don’t need to push mine, IT RUNS!

I think she pushed it there.

Bunch of moped and hairdryer riding hipster cunts, that’s the problem.

It's Game Over! Congratulations to @Grasshopper's Ride..........and she's now the Cover Girl for the month of August!

Not sorted a will I mean I did, I insisted we did once we had kids. But then I met the bloke arranging our will and he was a mahoosive arsehole. I didn’t say a lot because Mr Slowly and I had decided what we wanted to do and written it down and they were Mr Slowlys family solicitors so he was doing the talking. Now I understand that people get distracted by looks and I look small and girly and was accidentally incidentally appearing weak n sweet but this bloke was soooooo rude. He looked me up and down and outright said I didn’t look capable of running a business, wouldn’t it be better to hand it back to his parents. I cut him a bit of slack based on some men being complete morons at judging character but then he decided the child care arrangements I wanted if my kids were under 18 were “unnecessarily complicated” (it was only two options!) and started rewriting and telling me what I would do with my kids, in fact I think you’d be better with a solicitor overseeing your affairs…. Well in front of this tesco school shirt wearing pencil pushing weedy puff of nothing Mrs Politeslowlycatchy disappeared and Mrs Gofuckyourselffast appeared and we left. He still typed it up, our version not his but funnily enough Ive never been back to sign it, never will.

It's no big deal really.....what I do isn't physically hard, but I do have to be available if needed. Last weekend I had no support tickets go in, but I've had to deal with 4 today. It's a lot easier now than when my boy walked out in 2016 leaving me in the lurch......as I've been systematically dropping off clients throughout that time. Plus Covid and Brexit have taken a few as well. I'll still take on new business but it'll have to be medium to large UK corporates with a healthy budget!

Obviously someone is envious of your cullinary skills, I'd be looking at some of the females as none of us neanderthals can cook

You keep hauling that gut in like that you'll have buttocks where your spuds should be.

recycled , probably use it on one of them 800 bmw thingies

I’m doing fuck all again , might go for a crap in a moment

Let me think err never.

Friday dinner, to get rid of the covid shot side effects. Little bit of chorizo, then some ribs with salad and white rice.

1 year on …

"bitch" as in whining about an explainable loss, very true You'll get over it big guy!

It's a slap that twat needs Michelle!

Nope.

Woopwoop go Grasshoppers ride

May the best woman/gay man in denial win

He does but they don't sell motorcycles but do take care of his other habit

I made one up on a post it note and taped it to my putor. ..lol

Never really thought about getting married when i was younger but the wife kept nagging me and one night when i was pissed i said book it and about a month later we were married, my wife's parents and mine were married so in a way it seemed the normal thing to do we had been living together for 7 years when we got married so it wasn't a rushed into thing and there was a financial benefit at the time as well as. A couple we were friendly with always gave us the it's not worth getting married speech but that turned around and bit her in the ass because after her boyfriend died in a motorcycle accident and after living in his house and pumping money into it for over 15 years she got kicked out by his son without any legal claim to it because he didn't have a will and everything went to his next of kin. I didn't have the heart to say to her if you were married you wouldn't be looking for a new home now

Need more weight butt i was able to go deep today. Started cramping up so i had to surface and go in, baby steps, stronger every day i hope.

I never really wanted to get married, did it because husbands various relatives kept on and on about Mr Slowly turning me into a “ruined woman” at first I thought it was a joke but no they really had just rolled of the ark they couldn’t bear the shame of us living together out of wedlock So we got a quick licence and married a week later in a registry office. Dont regret it at all though, made life much easier legally and things turned out pretty well. I know a couple that didn’t bother and the kids really hated having to explain why Mum and Dad had different surnames.

Are we really going to have a fucking Harley on the front page?

Gay

Slow revs and torque go a long way for fuel economy. My GS astounds me sometimes.

Sh;ell larf it off everyone says shes gay.

If you cant make it look good dont do it.

I'm off out early!

I like mushy peas ......but they don't like me.

Well there's that but I think it's a case of no one liking a chinese bike with gay tyres

About 24 , my eldest son will be 40 in August. My eldest granddaughter is 13 years old and has never been to my house, they only live in Cardiff .

There's some seriously sick freaks in this place!