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Out at 10.....back by 11......it's brutal out there already! And just for @yen_powell here's a Spanish cemetery picture. Nothing brightens up that weirdo's day like a nice Cemetery!

Or have a wank in the pot noodle, I'm sure there's a student somewhere who's done that

Stateside they wont give out any pain killers anymore, you have to see Pookie at the corner, his chit is better anyways.

Never been to Wales there to fucking scary and talk funny, especially the ones that go to Spain.

I get the impression your deliberately remembering and reciting all the bad things you experienced in Wales because you are suppressing the feelings of being seriously homesick just a thought

You should come down here Clive, you can sit in the sun and watch it raining in Wales from where I live

Ive got to question while there's shingle , why not some nice slabs so that the occupants get some kip

A quote from my wife after showing her Immobile's miraculous recovery when Italy scored , 'well the Italians are good actors'

see if you can give yourself a wank mate , probably wont help your back , pass a bit of time though.... then treat yourself to a pot noodle .

Looks like it might be a tent/garage day......surprise, surprise, Bagheera, my Himalayan, is not working....... So let's see..... a broken Himalayan, a tent, some sunshine, shiny tools.....what's missing????? BEER!!! Good thing I have a second bike to do a beer run on.....

So we should be good then because it only kills Americans

I hope it gets better for you soon Keith. Keep your eye on the diabetes, I never realised what a bitch that can be until I had to go for a prosthetic leg. I though how have all these people had accidents until someone explained about diabetes leading to bad circulation.

That's not how i experience it here. There's plenty of good weather to ride and all year not just the summer months obviously when it rains it bloody rains. If you stay away from the tourist traps the roads are quiet, admittedly i have seen an increase in people out where i ride since covid but hoping that will change once foreign travel starts again and people slip back into their old life. Big towns will always have traffic there's no getting away from that pretty much the same everywhere so i avoid them as much as i can. If i go away for a two week holiday i always find myself pining for home i enjoy just being here even if i'm just sat about doing nothing couldn't imagine leaving it behind

Referral that’s a joke can’t get to see the doctor they are way to important, can see the poor nurse though they don’t matter, It’ll be ok just pulled it the other day, just takes longer to recover nowadays.

If you get on the country roads you can piss past everything, but with Skegness,Mablethorpe,Cleethorpes and the like most of that traffic is around the county here so you are passing lines of traffic, a lot of the time filtering, and we seem to be plagued by Sunday drivers and of course caravans.

Butt, lots of wet sheep!

I didn't really experience bad things as such.......it was more a case of as the years went by it just felt like it was an existence rather than living. Everything was always the same.....nothing ever changed. We just wanted something different in life apart from what we'd always known. The few days you'd get decent weather there the roads would be jammed with caravans and holidaymakers etc. You'd spend the whole day looking for gaps to get past bunches of cars......then it was belt it through! Couple of miles later you'd be plodding again in traffic and have to repeat the whole thing again. It wasn't like that when I started riding.....it just got progressively worse as the years went by. In the early 2000's I started seeing ride reports on Buttrider from people living in other countries......and it was just so different. Great weather and empty roads. Totally different way of life and it looked great! So when we had no more family ties in 2005......we were gone.....and never looked back. Don't get me wrong....I love Wales and I'll die Welsh! But as for living anywhere in Britain ever again.....forget it! That door closed forever 16 years ago.

Went to Porthmadog for a hol years ago. Pissed it down for 2 days.........the guy on the site said "when the low cloud and rain clear away the views are stunning".......it never did clear.

It's the only thing in the States that's smaller than ours, look at the feckin breakfast

I’m sure you will be parked up near a playground in your van as usual.

I don’t understand why anyone would take the risk of booking anything right now and paying the prices that are being asked for.

Of getting old eh, sat here with my back in agony, went for the annual diabetes screening yesterday, blood pressure is up, kidney function way down, will wait now for the blood and piss test results while I sit here in pain drinking more water, well at least the cholesterol is ok.

Oh yeh......I was a demon at wiping my cock in the curtains! Got me banned for life from Primark unfortunately!

Its 21:44 here and its neither too hot or too cold i can have them open or closed just saying

With all due respect it was the living rooms curtains. Facts matter.

at somebodies else's house of course

It's up there with wiping your nob on the bedroom curtains!!

Wanking in Pot Noodles? We've hit rock bottom now!

Not a football fan but I thought this one was right on the money...... Going to be fun in @boboneleg's house tomorrow!

Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is you are knob end and make bad choices.

Suddenly i feel better, you old people rock..lol

Can I have some.

So now I can go to amber countries and return without quarantine. Why the hell would I want to go to some shithole?

I just spent the last few hours cutting and cleaning up what little vegetation we have around the house i have now earned the next six months off

Sure thing @skyrider I’ll certainly try just that small thing.

I usually do, the wife calls it being a lazy sod.

Yeah unfortunately, plus other shit things, but I’m still breathing that’s the main thing, plus loads are worse off.

Yeah you’re bang on there with traffic, unfortunately it’s the same all over here, gets to be a waste of time getting the bike out, the roads look far better and hardly any traffic it seems when you are riding over there.

According to some cunt called Pete it’s a shithole.

Bang on Bucky, some of these poor loves can't face life unless they have at least 4 holidays a year

If I went to the US I'd put on a stone in a week!

You people havnt lived until you flew on a jetlinner during the 1960's, when sterwerrdishes were smoking hot and all girl. No dangly bits....treated like a king i was. Fast forward till today and its no better then a cattle car trip through death valley. If i cant move myself im not moving.

Yeh just stay where you are and Felch your buddies .

You'll never see us together in the same room at the same time

I guess you;d call that bus a Double Dicker now eh what?

I reckon this is more his style..............

Maybe they think its a boat and the number is a knot.

Reading one of my mate's books, The Book of Titie. He flies out somewhere, buys a bike and travels around looking at natural history museums, memorials and bars. Interesting and amusing. Well worth trying one of the kindle versions. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07B6S5MVY/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_BM896AKWM64NPYFR0RB4