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My feet didn't touch the floor on either side, I have never had that with any bike before. Some grown ups had to hold me vertical till I pulled away and then after I had gone round in a big circle I was like a kiddie on his first 2 wheeled bicycle calling out to everyone to catch me when I stopped.

You can see @Six30 is keeping a eye on me!.

Those lambs are getting a bit of cock by the looks of it.

A 600-700cc single in trail-bike form is the perfect bike for me. Enough ooomph to get you down the road but light enough to pick up when you toss it down the trail........... All hail the mighty Donkey

Sounds like my general bike life

It was a sight to see, I had to burn the seat afterwards.

I guess you;d call that bus a Double Dicker now eh what?

Here it is …

Whoo hoo im in the projected cone of probability of being WIPED OFF THE PLANET!!! Bread and milk, i need bread and milk like...now.

he's about 6 ft gay

One more month (ish) and no double jabbed person will have to isolate. Not that that helps you now. So good luck. The lateral flow tests are incredibly unreliable though, if youve been eating or drinking before you do it it can easily give a false positive, fingers crossed

i got far to much style for stripes and shit .... you know this .

I read the ‘unread’ sections title and last comment as- Buck in Spandex I can remenber a pic of you on it, you made it look like a toy. How tall are you ? All I can say is the images of Boboneleg and Buckster together that appeared the minds eye may have scarred me for life

Test yourself every 2/3 days Fred, if you're still negative then you're good to go

Fucking great just had a message off the lad i've been working with all week saying he's failed two DIY covid lateral flow tests, said he's going to have a proper test tomorrow. I've just done a test myself and its negative

Yeh, with a Tiger tail on the end!

A bit of storm eh @Tym......suppose you will send the remnants of it our way!.

If he won't play on the lycra front, let's see a photo when he had a real bike. The KTM640 ADV

Liar ya pining for it.

I must be getting old, I actually quite like that................

There's a guy up in the North-East who has imported five from Canada, 2019 and 2020 models. He is asking £7,400 for them (on the road price), if it was nearer to £6,500 I'd be on my way to collect one . Me and my mate (Sarge) have looked into importing a few times but it's cost prohibitive at the moment , if we could find someone in the States to store 5 of them for us for a year and fit used speedos so they look like a second-hand bike then it would be worth it as then the tax implications would be far less.

yeh if you could , park the van right in front of it so we cant see the thing thats in the photo now

No it just had that much power I put on because I was fed up picking the wife off the floor.

6’4”

I'm going to book myself in for a proper test over the weekend, I've had both jabs so only concerned about spreading it if i have a positive test on the weekend. I think i'll be off work next week if his test is positive tomorrow could really do without it

I fitted a higher seat and a weight appropriate rear spring.

I used to ride a 640 Adventure, I'm 5'8'' and I managed ok.

When I left school I was 5 feet 11 and 3/4 inches. I now seem to have lost those 3/4 of an inch and am at 5'11". This is also coincidentally Buckster's inside leg measurement.

Whip aerial?

Not that I have seen..........the furry dice are taking pride of place.

Where you been Clive? Put out in the garden with a shovel again?

Did some one say they wanted to see the picture of me in lycra?

That bus driver must have taken some stick from his mates after that gig!

I reckon this is more his style..............

Going to be a bit hot this weekend......so if I don't get out very early there's going to be problems. Have to scan the map and see what I can come up with!

If I could get a new DR650 now I'd jump at the chance!

So is he in Linford Christie's league................. asking for a friend

When you do that you know you've hit rock bottom!

It was on FB about 4 or 5 years ago.......very disturbing image!

Run for your lives!!!

Quite smart, though. if you use an ironing board for a seat nobody will complain about the range!

It looks like some 5 year old designed with his lego

Are you Dick or Head?

I got this for Father's day, it'll be interesting to see the difference to the biography I read about him 20 years ago.

At least you led in gently before you called him a dumb cunt.

Yes. Infection rates are rising but hospitalisation and deaths currently arent increasing at the same rate which is the key factor. Getting a mild illness that requires no intervention and causes no long term disability is the key.

You probably stole it.