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When "It" starts, 2-Wheels is by far a better venue.....plenty of room (once you find that spot)...? Funny story: My wife & I were out for spin once up the Clackamas river on my XJ750....we stopped @ McIver park & found a spot to engage in "It". Just as we finished, we heard some people nearby about to cross the creek we were near... I'm pulling up my leathers & see @ least a dozen people wondering what's going on....funny thing is that ONLY 1 of them could actually see!...Pack of blind people with a chaperone!??

For the most part we can do as we please here. As @boboneleg pointed out in my last ride report, we can even kiss in public around this crazy place. ? Not sure about the city, I don't get off the coast much. We do have to wear masks indoors, but that is about it. Maybe if I had a life I would notice something else?

Scroll real fast and you-d think you;re at the circus.

Looks excellent, I will be test riding one when the dealer has one, price looks sensible as well.

If Itchy Boots can ride around the world on a fricken rented mule of a bike, always a smile never complainning, How come you cant have a woman in the car for more then a few minutes before "it" starts. Dont ask, men know when womans "it's" start. its like porn, we know it, When we see it.

Charlotte's first farkle arrived today, all the way from France. ? I know that's not fancy to most of you, but to a simple Canadian, that's kind of cool. I think this little windshield will just finish off her front end very nicely.

When i had my reliant robin me and the wife, girlfriend back then nipped up the mountain for "it" i reversed along the old byway and up a bank a bit as i was having battery trouble and needed to make sure i stopped where i could bump start it, when we were in the middle of "it" a pair of headlights appeared and stopped with them shining in through the windscreen i thought what the fuck is this idiot up to and then i realised i hadn't reversed back far enough and had blocked the track so i had to climb into the drivers seat bollock naked to move the car and when i turned the key there was only the dreaded CLICK. I then had to shout out the window for him to reverse back enough so i could bump start it, got it going and reversed back out of the way, as he went passed i noticed it was the same 343 volvo my old man had then i notice the number plate it was him oh fuck i thought that killed "it" and i headed home, but instead of thinking it may have been stolen all i could think going home was what the fuck was he doing on top of that mountain at midnight, when i pulled up the old mans car was there but when i checked the registration number his was MUH41X and the one i saw was MUH42X one of few number plates i can still remember

You gotta feel sorry for the people who bought those cars off him haven't you?

Some would say Master Baiter.

and again the mind boggles ?

Thanks for sharing that bud!

I've had 'it' in every car I've had but mostly by myself.

Bloody disgusting behaviour

I think most of us are a bit old and inflexible for "it" in the car these days. Back in 73 my Fiat 850 Sport Coupe saw a bit of back seat action.......god knows how considering the space available.

You do realise women don’t have penises don’t you?

Not if it is less than £135.

Still locked down here.

He's a deviant without a doubt Michelle!

Very nice!

You know, you almost me had me on that one, I was close to having no response to that question, but then..... Firstly, as a lady I never kiss and tell Secondly, in Canada doing "it" as you all refer to "it", in cars is for casuals....all that protection and safety, bah I say Until you have done "it" on a snowmobile in a snowstorm, you are not a real man. You keep that little worm going in those conditions and I'll buy you a beer. ?? Just for the record, I don't play with unsightly things ?

She does now ?

@Grasshopper's Ride do you have any experience of men climbing over from the back to the front with unsightly erections and letting the handbrake off?

I did it and yes ?

No i climbed over from the back to the front with an unsightly erection and let the handbrake off

So you got out of the Reliant bollocks naked with an unsightly erection and started pushing it?

I have to say @Tym, you have outdone yourself this time. Way to bring quality to the group!

yeah just no need for it swapping germs ?

Better than that Chinese shite masquerading as German.

Rules? I havent really slowed down any riding, been at work continously. Meals are sometimes a challenge, having used delivery services when things were extreme and no eating inside or outside of restaurants. Work allows you to work from home, if you desire. Our only rule is use some frigging common sense. If you feel bad, dont come in until tested. We've had people at work (<5) that were either exposed, or caught it. None of them have passed it on to fellow employees. What i enjoy the most is watching how internal meetings became ZOOM affairs, yet those most worried about sitting in a meeting spend their lunch hour in the same conf room! We do have those who havent seen since March 2020, but really havent missed em, if you catch my drift. The work at home vs work at work seem to be split down political party lines. strange ? During our "lockdown" i've traveled to Idaho for Thanksgiving (3 people dinner, in a restaurant), flying both ways. I've been on two long distance motorcycle rides around the western states, i've been to Baja to watch the 1000 race last November, and am about to go again for a 9 day ride. I've done weekly rides with the club. In all of the above, we've all followed commons sense rules and have yet to expose each other. 90 yr old mother went thru the Kung Flu last April, never hospitalized. Her 83 yr old husband was hospitalized and was home in 3 days. Friends who caught it over Thanksgiving either had very mild symptoms, or were bed ridden for a couple of days with a fever. Now, having said that, i've known some that have died and offer my sympathies to everyone else have had similar experiences. I do everything i can not to infect anyone, but still struggle with the reality of collapsing world economies over a strong flu version. I'm glad we are seeing a 98% survival rate.

Rules?

Tym, if the admin were to remove everyting "innapropriate" from here, we'd all be looking at a blank page...

The sky was grey and cold but Charlotte needed her first fuel stop so off we went. Where I live all the signs are also in the local native language. Very difficult to pronounce. Here we are at our friendly local gas station. It is so friendly the locals grab a little kiss before fueling up. ? Now my turn, Charlotte is a thirsty girl. Now off to the bike shop for some chain lube. But first I really have to pee, it's the cold I swear. This is my serious I have to pee face, just in case you wanted to know. ? Well the stupid bike shop was closed....man, sometimes this place is so annoying, but hey look at that cool truck. Time to head home, but let's take the long way. ? Well that wasn't the most exciting ride report, but it was a fun ride, just too short and too cold. I recorded a little video, but my CB is so quiet you can hardly hear her. This is a road just near my house, one of my favorites.