Otto von Jizzmark Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 I was hunting for something on an old memory stick this afternoon and came across this photo of the Electra Glide I hired in California about 8 years ago. It was taken somewhere along Highway 1 on my pilgrimage from San Francisco to the MusicMan factory in San Luis Obispo, whose basses (among others) I’ve played for donkey’s years. I stopped off at Monterey (still my favourite aquarium) and Big Sur on the way down, and then stopped in Carmel-by-the-Sea for a brew on my way back. The only thing I really remember about the place was that the second I found a nice quiet corner by a window to sit and drink my tea some vapid airhead plonked herself down in front of me and proceeded to tell me all about the meditation retreat she had just been on and – quelle surprise - her beautiful relationship with Jesus. I sipped my tea and nodded in mock interest whilst thinking big thoughts, like how many tigers it would take to overpower a tiger shark, before finally deciding that the time had come to unleash my patented dingbat repellent. She asked me how long I had been married, and I said that we’d been together for 20 years. She said “Oh my! I hope someday I meet someone I can spend that long with. She must have a real special energy – a magical aura that drew you into her orbit and totally captivated you.” “Yeah, I guess” I said. “I think it was mostly her tits and arse, though...” Twenty seconds later it was as if she had never been there. Job done. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 5 hours ago, YamaHead said: Some folks would call this a Butchered Classic.... beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 13 minutes ago, Otto von Jizzmark said: I was hunting for something on an old memory stick this afternoon and came across this photo of the Electra Glide I hired in California about 8 years ago. It was taken somewhere along Highway 1 on my pilgrimage from San Francisco to the MusicMan factory in San Luis Obispo, whose basses (among others) I’ve played for donkey’s years. I stopped off at Monterey (still my favourite aquarium) and Big Sur on the way down, and then stopped in Carmel-by-the-Sea for a brew on my way back. The only thing I really remember about the place was that the second I found a nice quiet corner by a window to sit and drink my tea some vapid airhead plonked herself down in front of me and proceeded to tell me all about the meditation retreat she had just been on and – quelle surprise - her beautiful relationship with Jesus. I sipped my tea and nodded in mock interest whilst thinking big thoughts, like how many tigers it would take to overpower a tiger shark, before finally deciding that the time had come to unleash my patented dingbat repellent. She asked me how long I had been married, and I said that we’d been together for 20 years. She said “Oh my! I hope someday I meet someone I can spend that long with. She must have a real special energy – a magical aura that drew you into her orbit and totally captivated you.” “Yeah, I guess” I said. “I think it was mostly her tits and arse, though...” Twenty seconds later it was as if she had never been there. Job done. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto von Jizzmark Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 3 minutes ago, Six30 said: Hideous, isn’t it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 34 minutes ago, Otto von Jizzmark said: Hideous, isn’t it? it is only some sort of fuckwit would actually want to own one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 5 minutes ago, Six30 said: it is only some sort of fuckwit would actually want to own one 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 3 minutes ago, XTreme said: i mean seriously , i'd rather wash my grandads bollox with my tongue than own one of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Knew it reminded me of something..........showing my age here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto von Jizzmark Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 18 minutes ago, Clive said: Knew it reminded me of something..........showing my age here. Whenever I saw cars at the side of the road I half expected someone to jump out and flag me down. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 4 hours ago, Otto von Jizzmark said: I was hunting for something on an old memory stick this afternoon and came across this photo of the Electra Glide I hired in California about 8 years ago. It was taken somewhere along Highway 1 on my pilgrimage from San Francisco to the MusicMan factory in San Luis Obispo, whose basses (among others) I’ve played for donkey’s years. I stopped off at Monterey (still my favourite aquarium) and Big Sur on the way down, and then stopped in Carmel-by-the-Sea for a brew on my way back. The only thing I really remember about the place was that the second I found a nice quiet corner by a window to sit and drink my tea some vapid airhead plonked herself down in front of me and proceeded to tell me all about the meditation retreat she had just been on and – quelle surprise - her beautiful relationship with Jesus. I sipped my tea and nodded in mock interest whilst thinking big thoughts, like how many tigers it would take to overpower a tiger shark, before finally deciding that the time had come to unleash my patented dingbat repellent. She asked me how long I had been married, and I said that we’d been together for 20 years. She said “Oh my! I hope someday I meet someone I can spend that long with. She must have a real special energy – a magical aura that drew you into her orbit and totally captivated you.” “Yeah, I guess” I said. “I think it was mostly her tits and arse, though...” Twenty seconds later it was as if she had never been there. Job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Gone too soon... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Predator 2 .., is that a glide they are burning .. respect 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YamaHead Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 SlideBoy McCoy on my favorite Yamaha.... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 Motus V4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 1977 Formula 750 Champion.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YamaHead Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 From a Greek friend's garage....where they are XT mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted Sunday at 15:47 Author Share Posted Sunday at 15:47 1 hour ago, YamaHead said: From a Greek friend's garage....where they are XT mad. I feel a bit sick looking at those colours 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted Sunday at 17:34 Share Posted Sunday at 17:34 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: I feel a bit sick looking at those colours Reminds me of a 1980,s Shell suit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted Sunday at 19:19 Share Posted Sunday at 19:19 3 hours ago, boboneleg said: I feel a bit sick looking at those colours it's ok you will come round just look at those slicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted Sunday at 20:18 Share Posted Sunday at 20:18 4 hours ago, boboneleg said: I feel a bit sick looking at those colours Not my favorite either Bob....but the machine looks like it'd be riot to blitz through the twisties with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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