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49 minutes ago, Six30 said:

@Buckster must be shitting himself … no matter how many bricks he put in them satchels … he must be praying for rain 

Industrial mincing machine and a barrel of bleach, even the dna doesn’t survive.

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35 minutes ago, Buckster said:

Industrial mincing machine and a barrel of bleach, even the dna doesn’t survive.

Why didn’t I think of that !  I’m a fucking amateur , I’ve just bought two pigs .

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1 hour ago, Six30 said:

Why didn’t I think of that !  I’m a fucking amateur , I’ve just bought two pigs .

You need at least 15 to get rid of a body, so I’ve heard.

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7 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Variable per m2 depending on depth. Its been a busy month. I could tell but then Id have to kill you.

Tell him.

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4 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

Anyone remember poems like this from their youth

There was a young man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds in less than an hour his prick was a flower and his arse was covered in weeds

There one was a Scotsman called Andy

Who stood in a pub with a shandy

When he lifted his kilt, to see what he'd spilt

The barmaid said 'Cor blimey that's 'andy.'

 

 

Tarzan swings

Tarzan falls

Jane she catch him by the balls

And that is why he always calls

Arrrararaaarararararrrraaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh

 

Georgie Porgy pudding and Pie

Kissed the girls and made them cry

When the boys came out to play

He kissed them as well, cos he's funny that way.

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34 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

Anyone remember poems like this from their youth

There was a young man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds in less than an hour his prick was a flower and his arse was covered in weeds

Yen he was an Englishman,

Yen he was a twat,

Yen he wobbled into town,

And in his pants he shat!

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