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XTreme Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Tango said: Anybody else immediately think of Bruce? What you say @Sir Fallsalot? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted October 11, 2021 Share Posted October 11, 2021 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Anybody else immediately think of Bruce? What you say @Sir Fallsalot? Who the fucks Bruce. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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XTreme Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Crafty little fuckers for sure..... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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XTreme Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 45 minutes ago, Swagman said: @Six30 would fuck it for sure! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, XTreme said: @Six30 would fuck it for sure! Only if he could get it in his van though. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Swagman said: Only if he could get it in his van though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 2 hours ago, XTreme said: @Six30 would fuck it for sure! yeh ... so. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 14, 2021 Author Share Posted October 14, 2021 Not sure if this is funny or sad  The Gammonandments Thou shalt not blame brexit Brexit means Brexit. Nothing about Brexit is bad, ergo nothing bad can be blamed on Brexit. Thou shalt not be a snowflake And, furthermore, thou shalt not go to university which is a breeding ground for snowflakes. I didn’t and look at me. Exactly. Thou shalt reference World War Two Our ancestors didn’t die in World War Two so that we could not consider it relevant to every political issue that may arise. And the Blitz. Thou shalt blame all on immigration Too many immigrants, meaning you can’t get a job? Immigration mate. Not enough immigrants, meaning you have to do a menial job? Immigration mate. Thou shalt put an Union Jack on everything House, window, body. They call it Great Britain for a reason. Call yourself a patriot? Thou shalt believe in freedom of speech.. for yourself Say it with me: ‘Is the truth too triggering for you leftie snowflakes?’ However, he who slaggeth Churchill should shut up or else. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s economy Britain is the best country in the world, and no ‘ranking of average GDP’ can prove that wrong. Germany? Not got our innovation innit bruv. Thou shalt keep the holy days St George’s Day, Remembrance Day, Brexit Day, and whenever England play. On these days you must get beered up. Thou shalt not take the Queen’s name in vain Bloody brilliant. I won’t hear a word against her. What she’s done for this country deserves respect. Keepeth a portrait of Liz on your wall and salute it daily. Thou shalt worship the past And lo, recall how kids used to play outside ‘til dark and there was no such thing as paedos or racism. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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