XTreme Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Bruce said: Joining as many other forums you like is quite arbitrary to the long slow screwing you'll get here. No one is exempt and none unscathed. This forum shares attributes with Hell and Hotel California. No one gets out either. You're fucked and that is that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Have you seen on some forums when you post an Intro thread......and someone always comes along and says "Welcome to The Madhouse?" Then when you look at the posts and threads they're like "What's your Favourite Cheese?", "What temperature should I store my Babycham?", or "Post your favourite Elizabeth Taylor pics". I look for madness but I never find any! None! It's boring as fuck, and everybody's miserable and complaining about everything. I don't know about you guys, but I go on forums to have a laugh. Not get fucking depressed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, XTreme said: Not get fucking depressed. Now that we identified Bruce as the problem, lets hear some solutions people brain storming is a thing! Is this zoom on!?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Clive said: Do I get a certificate or something? Badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Clive said: Had my collar felt.......Busted!.....It's a fair cop guvnor!. "Restricted from posting"......took some doing, but got there eventually!. Do I get a certificate or something? You as well Clive? That's three of you now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bruce said: Did you not read the Hell and Hotel California bit? I cant leave even though I tried and Mucho cant get rid of me either and he also tried. It's a cluster fuck for sure. Now that we have Swagman everybody may as well get used to tip toeing through the wall to wall shite. I'm small fry by comparison. Well to be classed better than you at something is fucking brilliant, do I get a prize as well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Bruce said: Well not for long. I'm recommending Mucho sends a PM to Matron.... If she can get you to clean the excrement in your room she could do wonders here Matron will just spank me so that’s fine, let him PM away. There’s some shit that just won’t clean and here there is some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 11 minutes ago, Swagman said: Well to be classed better than you at something is fucking brilliant, do I get a prize as well. Yeh....a trip on Bruce's boat! That'll be something you'll never forget! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Bruce said: Tell him to shave his legs first. It's been agreed in discussion and voted in by popular demand. Will that make for more speed in the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 18 hours ago, XTreme said: So can some longtermers answer Rich's question? Is he going to get screwed over for sending a PM with a forum link or anything trivial of that nature? My personal feeling is we've never operated that way. Everything has always been very transparent. Yes....I know I've banned loads over the years......in fact I've retired more men than Social Security. But that was only as a last resort when all other attempts at reasoning with them had failed. I mean, how many chances did Flouncing Floater get FFS? I've banned people who are actually members here now, I've demoted people who are here now! They were all friends of mine but I had no other option. Essentially, everybody has to conform to the same standards.....including me! But let's be honest......we don't set the bar particularly high do we? One of the funniest things ever when you (or Ren) changed his name from Twoesme to Flouncing Floater 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 22 minutes ago, boboneleg said: One of the funniest things ever when you (or Ren) changed his name from Twoesme to Flouncing Floater It was me! Ren's not capable of coming up with ideas! He's a dab hand with smilies and copy and paste though. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bruce said: <ahem> I named him Now girls no fighting.⛑⛑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bruce said: <ahem> I named him I don't remember that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 12 minutes ago, XTreme said: I don't remember that! Well you know how age affects things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 39 minutes ago, Clive said: I have been over "there" and updated my profile. Cleared all the usual stuff...gender...what bike...birthday. Just left on my location....had a think about that one, then it came to me. My new location is.......Twatt, in the Orkney Isles. So you've called it a day there Clive? And you were on there for years, since 2007/8 wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Sucks when a forum blows up, you lose trip reports and stories told, its allot of work just lost, friendships made too... tough turning your back on all that... So the guilty perps must be flogged in open debate. I want names, pics with sheep etc , everything you have... we do this chit right here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 6 hours ago, XTreme said: Yeh....a trip on Bruce's boat! That'll be something you'll never forget! and can i sit next to that nice young lady in the black dress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, Tym said: So the guilty perps must be flogged in open debate. I want names, pics with sheep etc , everything you have... we do this chit right here. Every twat that showed up here in the last two three weeks, they're all to blame @Tym! It's like the death of a star! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, skyrider said: and can i sit next to that nice young lady in the black dress do you think she likes old flacid pervs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Pedro said: do you think she likes old flacid pervs? just asking like you do 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, Bruce said: What part of lads day out didn't you get? Swagman is going to shave his legs. You can fondle his knee, he likes that. I did offer a couples outing but only Bob accepted which he need not have because he has the boat at his disposal anytime, and you all ducked and dived. I can only imagine why. Just because you're single and lonely does not mean I am running a dating agency for stumpy or on a mission to get him laid. I hope this clears up your questions. Of course if Prickles decided to fly over and join us then we'd break the lads only rule. Whether or not you even get a chance to exchange pleasantries depends on how hairsuite your butt is. If you cant comb it, you are outa luck. well it wouldn't be a good lads day out if there wasn't any entertainment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bruce said: Swagman will be crestfallen. Post up a full profile pic and I'll forward it to her. This should be a good for a laugh. You gotta try I suppose. you have indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Pedro said: Every twat that showed up here in the last two three weeks, they're all to blame @Tym! It's like the death of a star! Bollocks this place has never shone so bright. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Clive said: Goes to show, you can polish a turd. Yep I think we have proved that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Yes.....Google has certainly sat up and taken notice now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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