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1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

I've ignored people who tell me not to ride on my own most of my life

Why do they tell you that Fred?

I get it now on FB cos I'm old......and Bob gets it because he's old and only has one leg!

You're not old.....and you've got two legs. So why do they say that?

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4 minutes ago, Bruce said:

You fukka! Yes. 700 quid. But it's been forgiven. I have yet to find a more versatile utility vehicle

You would probably like my element, and since its a honda it doesnt break its brakes...lol

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2 minutes ago, Bruce said:

 

It's beyond the pale to expect volunteer rescue services to have to give the kiss of life to a bald ginger with a birdnest beard.

I'm not bald, I'm not ginger, and I don't have a beard!

So how is that relevant to me?

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25 minutes ago, Bruce said:

Well you buggers can laugh but this is where Land Rover rocks. Had to get some essential groceries and the hill I live on was littered with cars abandoned on the roads. We just slipped her into ice mode and she even made the iced over 25% slope from the servitude to the drive. A lot of vehicles cant make that in summer.

 

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went to the news agent for a paper this morning in the snow and down the road  there was a little lad playing with his remote control land rover having a great time ?

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Just now, XTreme said:

Says the man who's building momentum on a daily basis towards TOTY 2021. :twat:

Now let’s get things correct here you ginger fucker, there’s no one on here could truly out do you for TWAT of the century never mind year.?

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1 minute ago, Bruce said:

@XTreme Since when have you been able to grow a beard? You've been ginger peaches n cream in every photo since the 70's

Can't stand facial hair......makes me itch.

Did have a bright ginger moustache for a short while 40 years ago though.

Till I saw a photo of myself with it and realised I looked like a fucking twat!

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Just now, XTreme said:

Can't stand facial hair......makes me itch.

Did have a bright ginger moustache for a short while 40 years ago though.

Till I saw a photo of myself with it and realised I looked like a fucking twat!

Well we could’ve told you that.

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5 hours ago, XTreme said:

Just did my daily job of cleaning the Pellet Burner! :classic_sad:

The wife's back gives her too much grief if she tries......so she's delegated the gig to a Pensioner. :classic_unsure:

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I look into that like if it was a window and it looks like there's a brown bear with his nose against the glass looking in.

I have only drank water so far today...

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2 hours ago, XTreme said:

Why do they tell you that Fred?

I get it now on FB cos I'm old......and Bob gets it because he's old and only has one leg!

You're not old.....and you've got two legs. So why do they say that?

He's got a 'cuddly' type of face, they're worried that he won't be able to manage.  They obviously have no idea

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A tip for cleaning the glass on furnaces or fireplaces:

Get a wet sponge and dip it in the dry ashes, and use that to scrub the glass like you would with window cleaner. Do it a couple of times and just wipe it off with a cloth or paper, you'll have a clean glass with no scratches and won't have to deal with nasty poisonous products.

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2 hours ago, XTreme said:

Why do they tell you that Fred?

I get it now on FB cos I'm old......and Bob gets it because he's old and only has one leg!

You're not old.....and you've got two legs. So why do they say that?

Remember Tym's adventure with a broken leg? That's why.

 

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3 minutes ago, Pedro said:

Remember Tym's adventure with a broken leg? That's why.

 

If I'd only gone out with other riders over the last 20 years I'd only have ridden about a dozen times. 

And that dozen times would have been a combination of you, Bruce, Ren, Dell, and Lyn.

That's not exactly the stuff that dreams are made of is it? :classic_wacko:

I think everybody these days has gone to the extreme of being over-cautious about everything.

It's one thing to anticipate danger within a situation......but we're at the stage now where everybody imagines danger everywhere.

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2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

If I'd only gone out with other riders over the last 20 years I'd only have ridden about a dozen times. 

And that dozen times would have been a combination of you, Bruce, Ren, Dell, and Lyn.

That's not exactly the stuff that dreams are made of is it? :classic_wacko:

I think everybody these days has gone to the extreme of being over-cautious about everything.

It's one thing to anticipate danger within a situation......but we're at the stage now where everybody imagines danger everywhere.

Agreed, but you don't ride offroad really. A dirt road doesn't count, either.

I am not against riding alone, it's all I do! But still it's natural for people that care to advise against it.

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Good Day / Evening Folks

Super cold here again today, not sure if I will get out on the bike.  Yesterday was fun, but they spray the roads down with a chemical spray to prevent ice and it just coats the bike.  I don't like it.

Oh well, my cookies turned out well yesterday, so it might be a day of warm tea and cookies! :littleguy:

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9 minutes ago, Pedro said:

Agreed, but you don't ride offroad really. A dirt road doesn't count, either.

I am not against riding alone, it's all I do! But still it's natural for people that care to advise against it.

Nobody did back in the 70's Pedro.....everybody just got on with their lives.

My experience tells me it's much safer to ride alone.......I don't have to allow for fuckwits riding with me.

I saw some carnage back in those days......even two mates getting killed! One beheaded and the other impaled through railings.

So from 79 on I did my own thing.......and I'm still here.

Also, bear in mind that it wasn't till the mid 90's that Mobiles came on the scene.....prior to that you really were on your own!

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When you ride a KLR you shrug off fear for you aparently have nothing left to lose.:littleguy:

 

Today was brisk 30 american degrees, good day for a smoker!

 

 

Tomos, best thing to ride if you have nowhere to go.

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1 minute ago, Tym said:

When you ride a KLR you shrug off fear for you aparently have nothing left to lose.:littleguy:

 

Today was brisk 30 american degrees, good day for a smoker!

 

 

Tomos, best thing to ride if you have nowhere to go.

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It's a man's life on a modern Tomos for sure! :littleguy:

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