Pedro

They should name it The Wankster!

Cool looking bikes, but quite low? There used to be a few around here, but usually that less road version, with the yellow or red tank. edit: the SLR, that’s what was more common around here, the SLR650. Same bike with a taller suspension?

Rim rot

Cold as a cunt full of snow made me laugh

You influencer!

Dying to know what explanation is

I had a moose burger once, in Norway, quite liked it.

We know what you’re trying to attract/ attack

Who puts hot sauce on the outside?

really? Rice and chopped stuff, that’s meant to go on the inside of a never mind, enjoy your typical spanish meals

plus my dog loves it very much

The old E30, I do. It’s far away at my place. This is my daily and work car, got it from my dad at a reasonable rate, and it’s been trouble free until now at 260.000km

That’s a mess. They were confused wether to put the fillings on the inside or out

Car is unwell. Facing a possible turbo issue, but today will go out for dinner with my mechanic to drown my sorrows

Right. Let’s see if it works on the next two fights. We might be onto a system for making some cash here, as long as one of the fighters has a silly name

At least you won’t get speeding fines with him.

Better than Bang Bang, maybe only Punchy McPunch

She can’t deal with a revolving door, you think she can open a bag of flour?

Me neither, but one of them is named Bang Bang, I’ll pick him for the win.

With the advances in self driving cars, it’s a matter of time that on country songs even the guy’s pickup leaves him too!

All of Portugal will reach 30ºC tomorrow, with a lot of the inland regions getting to 40ºC. However, and I have just heard this on the news broadcast at dinner time, temperatures will drop during the night so that will provide some relief from the heat. Temperatures will be lower at night than during the day!!!

You don’t drink holy water, it’s wine that’s the blood of Christ in church. Holy water is for blessing stuff.

You ever drink beer flavoured beer?

So you’re bragging about a fast bike when in fact it’s neutered, held back, a pussy cat, a short man’s bike.