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It probably is a shit motorcycle film, but Tom Hardy and Elvis will make it a fun thing to watch.

Portugal is one of the world's biggest consumers of salted codfish. There's 1000 recipes to cook codfish in Portugal, supposedly. This is amongst my top 10. Take it out of the coal a little bit before you would if it was to be eaten straight from the coals. You can still see moisture boiling out of it, though, don't let it get dry and overcooked. The charred skin adds to the flavor. Debone it, breaking into chunks, and into a clay pot it goes, amongst a few smashed garlic cloves and plenty of olive oil. Nothing else. Back into the coals it goes, give it a stir to coat everything with the olive oil, and forget about it. According to the heat, you place it closer or farther away, it's supposed to boil gently. This coal was quickly disappearing so straight onto the coals it went. Onto the table, after a while...: And served with boiled or baked potatoes, and the optional thinly sliced raw onions to offset the sweetness and comforting olive oil and confit codfish. It's yummy. I advise a very cold and very crisp white wine to go along with it.

They should name it The Wankster!

Cool looking bikes, but quite low? There used to be a few around here, but usually that less road version, with the yellow or red tank. edit: the SLR, that’s what was more common around here, the SLR650. Same bike with a taller suspension?

Rim rot

Cold as a cunt full of snow made me laugh

You influencer!

Dying to know what explanation is

I had a moose burger once, in Norway, quite liked it.

We know what you’re trying to attract/ attack

Who puts hot sauce on the outside?

really? Rice and chopped stuff, that’s meant to go on the inside of a never mind, enjoy your typical spanish meals

plus my dog loves it very much

The old E30, I do. It’s far away at my place. This is my daily and work car, got it from my dad at a reasonable rate, and it’s been trouble free until now at 260.000km

That’s a mess. They were confused wether to put the fillings on the inside or out

Car is unwell. Facing a possible turbo issue, but today will go out for dinner with my mechanic to drown my sorrows

Right. Let’s see if it works on the next two fights. We might be onto a system for making some cash here, as long as one of the fighters has a silly name

At least you won’t get speeding fines with him.

Better than Bang Bang, maybe only Punchy McPunch

She can’t deal with a revolving door, you think she can open a bag of flour?

Me neither, but one of them is named Bang Bang, I’ll pick him for the win.

With the advances in self driving cars, it’s a matter of time that on country songs even the guy’s pickup leaves him too!

All of Portugal will reach 30ºC tomorrow, with a lot of the inland regions getting to 40ºC. However, and I have just heard this on the news broadcast at dinner time, temperatures will drop during the night so that will provide some relief from the heat. Temperatures will be lower at night than during the day!!!

You don’t drink holy water, it’s wine that’s the blood of Christ in church. Holy water is for blessing stuff.