Pedro

Do the breathing exercises, it’s not till tomorrow!

We just had a flash flood yesterday, in Portugal’s driest area, in Summer Germany is known for unpredictable weather in summertime, so God only knows what can happen!

That is not appropriate behaviour from a moderator! She’s the friend’s wife who he didn’t want to join in on the trip. Plus she rides a trike:

Do they walk crossing the street or are they nuts like deer and come full tilt and jumping?

Remap it to suit that silly exhaust.

Not trying to be funny, but have her sit on it wearing track bottoms or anything like that, slippery and stretchy, and see if it helps, her jeans seem tight. If I sit on my bike with normal jeans I become quite shorter than when wearing riding jeans or motorcycle pants. A pair of nice riding jeans like Dainese that have a little stretch in that area might help before changing the bike. Can’t understand how you can’t lower the front too, do the forks not go across the top yoke?

His stuff is so potent he shoots from affar and the little dudes fence for themselves. They’re the SAS of sperm!

Really don’t care for that low profile very wide tire, plus the chopped rear fender. Plus side pictures not having a license plate are misleading, naughty Harley!

Good thing I didn’t watch it. Once Portugal start hearing they’re in top place in their group and are amongst favourites, they get full of themselves and ruin everything.

I’ve never tried Stella. I knew a Stella once, too

It's a campsite of sorts, you've got a freezer? Take your own beer cans, twice as much as you need and just offer one to the neighbor and make a friend! A couple of sandwiches or pork chops and that's the evening done!

Fucking hell, an uplifting post from you and even including a nice blue sky picture. I worry for the universe.

The moose has a name and a personality, and feelings!

That's very disrespectful!

My bike hasn't moved in weeks, true story.

This made my day

Your tablet doesn’t know you very well

Did you mean bus stop wanker?

da fuck!!! you can't just click something and be confronted with that

What's the extra C in MCC?

Portugal won 3-0, against Turkey, people are walking like this in their minds:

You joking? have you seen him? He shows up with one robotic leg, talking funny, and riding a Vespa? Nobody dares mess with that! The Vespa makes him loco