Pedro

I think this overly enthusiastic welcome by everyone is scaring people off.

Here, you have a few bars, probably struggling ones since I've only noticed this last year, that offer the 6th beer or a discount if you go over 5

Also, you can now stop fretting about the underside of the sidestand foot getting scratched. It's a new world.

That's a nice looking place

I drank too much, yesterday!

Welcome Pete!

Never had them, it's not very typical in Portugal.

steaks boiled with gravy? I don't know what that even means. We are raised to eat fish and treat steaks with respect!

I got you Bruce, these twats don't know a nice steak from a coal off the ground. Brits!

That's smart, it would only be a classic today if not wrapped around a phone pole.

Big mistake! An R32GTR would have been a classic today, like an E30 M3 pretty much a thing of beauty

I know commoners' drinks, it's just it doesn't come in 33cl bottles here but instead in non labeled bottles of white spirits. If you want beer you have some Super Bock, if you feel like rum or tequila there ar plenty of other options before going full gay, some Cpt Morgan Spiced or kraken spiced is where it's at after a nice coffee.

Skyline, you might as well run an R32, it's all r nothing.

I don't know what "the desperados" is

They're both gentleman, it's the high seas, no civilization in sight, there's no censorship...* * except for englishmen, there's always fucking censorship if you're englishmen

Really, a lot of it. White wine, from the alentejo region. It's lovely.

I don't know who Roger is, nor could I give the slightest fuck. But @Bruce is a gentleman and I stand by my previous statement: don't be a brit twat, instead try to be an adventurous gentleman from the UK. You'll be better perceived throughout the civilized world.

I'll be voicing for @Bruce when I say "Fuck Y'all" to your fuel economy comments. A boat is nothing like a 2 stroke from the 70's. Again, fuck y'all ! BBQ's and women! That's where it's at!

Oysters are great, a little bit of lemon or ceviche type sauce, some white wine Just give me a warm night, and plenty of that, and I'm a happy man if I have a wonderful woman I'm trying to make happy along side all the evening events.

No besties, here. The rules are the rules

that's a sweet tender!

Same thing happens here sometimes, more in the countryside where it's more normal for people to have hunting weapons. Usually it's older people who are fed up with their neighbors who keep throwing cut grass onto their side of the field or some such thing, and out comes the shotgun