Pedro

Just to make sure nobody looses sleep over this, wanking isn't going to send you to hell or make you blind. God isn't really banning you from this forum, that's all on Pete's servers.

Yes, unfortunately I can. This one time I did something really foolish, and went on a ride and then met a friend for dinner. Dinner turned to drinks, drinks turned to lots of drinks, and suffice to say I shouldn't be riding home at 4AM that night. In the morning I actually went to check the bike to see if it was ok or just leaning against a wall. What I do remember about returning home that night does resemble what that guy is talking about, though. Edit: however, since nobody on AdvRider even lets a drop of piss hit the edge of the shitter on a party night, I doubt that story involves alcohol

Aren’t you full of surprises, farmer @Tym? Very cool!

Changing my picture to this, with a much bigger view and ominous skies

I liked the comments, first few words made me think of Parliament Funkadelic and the mothership, funky music too. Cool stuff!

There's going to be none of that on my watch ?

FFS, yes, ridden this month

I'd rather you passed, those KLR brakes aren't what I like to have equipping a bike that is following me

"further" glory?

rules are 1 picture per bike, taken this month, your bike @Sofia, you can change pictures until the vote starts, too

It's bike of the month, every bike gets a chance.

Why thank you

I posted a ride report, Pete

I had a good time on that same road last week, nobody around except a few trucks exiting the vineyards just to make sure you´re on your toes.

How british is it to start a thread about the weather? I'm a quarter way to being fully pissed, being in the Algarve with company of two bikers from back home, up north...

That's not an OK use for a two people dinghy, @boboneleg

I used to go through the golf club in my mountainbike when was a kid, they didn’t like that. It’s the oldest golf club in continental Europe, it’s got some history, so when I got the XR a few year ago someone might have left them a little roost trail ...

I am the guy amongst my group of friends that was last to get a smart phone. First got a Nokia with email capability, then a better Nokia, then an Iphone, now I can’t cope without an IPhone

Damn right @XTreme , Portugal might be off the list but their filthy deseased tourists aren’t off my list! Never mind knuckledraggers or innits, just means doubletime off my list. Portugal should make me master of tourism greencards, it would improve this shit no end!

What an amazing video.

OK guys and girls, here is the thread for submission of pictures for the August edition of Bike Of The Month. Submit until the 26th, on the 26th we'll lock this thread and start primaries, then lock that on the 28th, and have another vote from the 28th till the 31st to decide on the winner. This might seem too complicated, but we're talking about one of motorcycling's great achievements, it's to be expected. Fire away.

I'll be going through that area tomorrow, won't be filming though

I can't get over that shit. Portugal has been complaining that the UK doesn't open traffic for tourists to come here and return freely, arguing that we are better than the UK at the moment, and that they have no reason to protect themselves from us. Well, if the UK is really in a far worse condition than Portugal at the moment then why in the royal fuck would we want hordes of uk tourists coming over? And why is the government openly trying to open borders? Honestly, there is no shame in politics or economics.

We disagree. That would be true if the main thing in motorcycle tours would be motorcycling, but it's not. The main thing in motorcycle tours is to hold the hand of hopeless people that are too afraid to tour even a civilized western country on their own, motorcycles are just the vehicles in that business.