Pedro

Pete's GS spent more time on a trailer than at home, and because topcase. Buckster actually went on a proper ride, but posted a picture of the bike parked on some motorway services or whatever, could only be less inspiring had it been posted by Rich or Six Sir Fallsalot didn't even bother with a ride report of that, as far as one knows it can be just parked there and bushes growing around it. Marcel's bike rode, there's a weird cryptic ride report about it, but it didn't make home so that can't be bike of the month Tim posted a selfie I voted for Bob because even though he managed to post a pretty shit picture, his bike is being properly ridden

Next thing you’ll find 100 euros stashed inside the frame

Indeed, let's all sell our bikes and buy a Kia Ceed.

Brits don't know anything about mixing eggs with other foods!

Luckily, or sadly, the pointy bits of the ugly stick were worn down by the Ducati and it became the bland stick. Like if Hyundai designed this bike. Hyundai? Huyndai? Hiunday? don't know.

That would mean we were beyond the end of the world and in the matrix, being fed our our juices and living an illusion

That’s a threeway nobody wants to watch!

@Buckstertaking pictures and posting ride reports, @XTremebuying tools … Pretty sure this is a sign of the end of the world!

That might be impressive but doesn’t mean anything to me.

And then the pace went up to sneaker?

Hope she has fun, @XTreme

But I meant the journalists, not the guys engineering the bike. Suddenly everyone comments on crankshaft angles!

Helps with being a hipster too

I love it, suddenly it's all about 270º cranks, everyone's an expert on firing orders now!

The tent?

Chandelier, toilet paper, very la di da No piss bottle inside a tent for you, I like how you travel.

Scratch that, it seems really out of focus, put this one instead, bike hardly turned a wheel this month

It’s a red 390 KTM, bets?

It's a shame you didn't get the Vario topbox with the bike. It's very cool because it folds smaller like the sidecases do, so it doesn't look as monstrous as that thing you carry around

Nice place, I think you posted another ride there a long time ago now? It's such a waste when buildings with so much character just go unused and decay, even if it's for restaurants it's good they have life in them.

It’s road hugging weight, though

Refurbishment of cobblestone roads… that’s so first world compared to Portugal!

Clearly your word isn’t enough to settle this.

Just sent the rest of my bread back, turns out I had enough