Pedro

Honest question: is that normal in the uk now? Kids’ tantrums leading to people fighting at the first word? People looking for a fight in a normal area like a restaurant or a ferry?

Look at shops, find one with good looking dirtbikes on the storage area. Pop up with tour bike, point at stuff and if they don’t know what to fix go away. Same as you would in the Uk, you’re not on another planet. Go on google maps and find anyone, chances are they’ll be better than that monkey you currently have in the UK working on your bikes.

That’s how Pete bought his, too.

I’m struggling with anticipation of wether you get your man in a fight or if it’s all innuendo from Exeter to the south of Spain.

I hate kites, whenever I used to ride up to the beach in the afternoon and spot them a mile away you know it’s going to be windy as fuck.

Yes there will, you’ll drag it for two weeks and then say there’s no match for your current bike. Because you are a troll!

What kind of 1200GS interests you?

There's really no pleasing you. Brits!

You said it plenty of times before, so unless it's a Hayabusa you're getting something you don't want as much

You would here too, that's why they put sticky tape while they're on the motorway going past cameras and toll booths and while it's easy to run from cops, and it's back to a normal plate in town and where cops can fine you. On your hipster plate, you can neither run away or avoid a ticket when you're stopped.

If you're showing your license plate numbers anyway, why risk getting a ticket? If you want to avoid cameras and stuff like that, on weekends the tape over the plate thing or national flag tied from blinker to blinker is still common here for people riding fast on motorways. No use for those on a Royal Enfield, obviously, as the only place they can speed through is a school zone.

Look at the smiling fish on the card, then the reality of the sad fish used for company by strangers night after night, his life turned into a haze of watching strange men in Belgium, made worse by the fisheye effect of his bowl

Or: heated grips with mitts, then when out of winter you don't use the mitts and still have heated grips. It's not like all other three seasons in the UK are exactly warm.

Only the Belgians to pimp out a fish! People don't realize how loud some fish can bubble, though. I used to hear Fish, my fish, bubble through the night

Heated grips work well, but if you're using proper winter gloves they'll also isolate your palms from the grips. I would go for heated gloves or heated mitts if commuting in proper cold.

Pete’s needy and clingy like that

Kawasaki actually found a way to make that bike look shittier! Lower it and make it look like the spring collapsed

Shit, that’s the one, I was wondering something looked wrong in my one i found in google

There were a lot of kids with a swollen forehead after geography in my 6th grade, after getting hit with one of these Those older ones had the black foam bit very much squished so the change of it absorbing an impact was very low, too. That guy used to kick guys in the shins when he caught then copying on exams, when they cried he'd reply "you can go and complain and get a zero for copying, or shut up" He was a cool guy though.

I would say go and see the hills and the desert, but maybe pack a lunch and do it solo

Looks like a nice ride, but by your words it seems like the police out there has nothing better to do on a Sunday than catch offroaders, which is a good sign though, as proper criminals are probably asleep on a sunday morning.

As always, judging from a picture I could ride up there on the GS avoiding the rocks going up the left.

True story: a transgender now woman was put into female prison in Portugal, demanded that she would only have her body inspected at “check in” by women officers, “like herself”! All the female guards refused to inspect what to them is a dude, so they were stuck like that for quite some time, not sure if more than a day. Seems to me that prison is a little bit too democratic on all accounts.

In Italy it’s no longer a problem, it’s settled into part of their culture The level of violence used for bike theft is portrayed as being a lot more in London though, than anywhere else in Europe, at least portrayed to the outside.

You’re such a troll!