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Pedro

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  1. If I ever take ride around the uk I will try to sleep on pubs, makes sense and sounds interesting too
  2. Your leisurely half retirement sounds like you’re trying for a stewardess lifestyle
  3. For being pervy or birdwatching?
  4. If you put as much crap on it as on that Enfield it might struggle I think it's 60kmh on Portuguese motorways, hence the joke
  5. Storks, when they’re so many it’s quite something, it does get lost in the picture though
  6. Don't be childish, I wasn't mauled. I only thought it would be an unpleasant afternoon it it happened.
  7. I meant to write it the other way around!
  8. Look on the bright side, they'll be less inclined to pay you back the same amount you gave for it when you're looking for a 500cc Honda.
  9. Exactly, but you can kick a bot, unless maybe if it identifies as a dog! Read it again! British women ….
  10. If a bot identifies as a dog, does it mean you can’t kick it?
  11. Pedro

    Sidewinder

    I don’t know, Pete, I’d rather face the desert than that horrible weather, cold and rain, and muddy laybys I see on their reports!
  12. Maybe move this to the motorcycling section to avoid getting lost in all the inane drivel? it’s a possible solution to the fuel crisis, afterall, should go and have a talk to the UN, there’s a Portuguese there that’s taken in high regards. I’ll keep adding fuel just out of respect for the owner’s manual, and every km it does without stopping only strenghthens my theory.
  13. Pedro

    Sidewinder

    You know, an adventurer needs all the help when exploring the moon like he does. It’s instant death if the bike falls over! That does look handy for grocery shopping, though, I wonder if they do a longer travel version!
  14. I just wondered if my bike can run forever without adding fuel. It’s done 93000km and never quit running, so there’s no proof that it in fact doesn’t work if I don’t keep adding fuel to the tank.
  15. I just went and clicked on the laughing button again!
  16. Would bicycles not be a less painful option for you? Or don’t they interest him? you can still chat while riding leisurely
  17. Newsflash, brit is outraged to find out there are hills and steps after moving to what was promised to be a flat Spain! Nice looking old town!
  18. I'm far from a Triumph fanboy, but there are good looking bikes there!
  19. Not just any Vespa, it’s got white sidewall tires, white wheels, white flames, an ugly light, and a matching white leather case, it’s the Justin Bieber edition! Really, it is!
  20. I will admit: I have had some wine I have taken into account Saul's themed "2am creepy squint looking down at computer screen selfie while wife is asleep" and "boys choir" comment and I will now behave as I have grown and am aware that all I say is not funny the next day
  21. You lost your mind, nobody really cares. It's got what a Honda really had, it's easy and balanced and nice.
  22. Pedro

    Pedro's food

    Right, well, enjoy it dude!
  23. Pretty brave to post that here.
  24. Don't worry yourself with Pete "the forehead" 's comments!
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