Pedro

You need a nice GS A 1200, it’s the best engine BMW ever did …

No you don’t, get them to get you a nice VStrom instead

Get it traded, Pete, the chinese bike proved to be a more faithful companion.

Lobster caviar pate, I dig that!

Not sure how that can be explained either, but looks weird.

High winds and dry heat, sheets were dry in minutes!

Great tip, Pete!

Whale blubber?

All that stuff comes across as the bike been sitting for a long time. The rubber seal, the ABS, that's stuff that doesn't like sitting for ages.

That's great, it's like owning a bike but not really having the discomfort of actually riding it anywhere

Are you up for a bike trip? A gentle couple of months enjoying pleasant temperatures...

I don't know what an Uccio is, but I like Rossi. He's the man.

So, like Rossi on winter tests, then

He's a flamboyant !!

No gays in Ireland:

I love that guy! He's got a few funny ones over football and political stuff, but the best one ever was about there being no gays in Ireland

I´ll miss her ride reports

Agreed, the rear looks like it's upside down and the front looks like it was designed by Vesco in a bad day.

Pooky! I hope he’s well too. hey @modrover

Obviously I never met him but I remember him from DSUK or MaximumBikes, I liked how he and his wife went on immensely long road rides on their bandits or fazers, and used to make fun of all the squids that could neither keep up or ride fast enough. Very sad news, his wife will be going through a difficult time. May he rest in peace.

So, no news then?

See? You went and ruined the funny!

@Sofia had a 4 cylinder 250cc in England! pistons the size of thimbles…

They might now