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Pedro

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  1. Yes there will, you’ll drag it for two weeks and then say there’s no match for your current bike. Because you are a troll!
  2. What kind of 1200GS interests you?
  3. There's really no pleasing you. Brits!
  4. You said it plenty of times before, so unless it's a Hayabusa you're getting something you don't want as much
  5. You would here too, that's why they put sticky tape while they're on the motorway going past cameras and toll booths and while it's easy to run from cops, and it's back to a normal plate in town and where cops can fine you. On your hipster plate, you can neither run away or avoid a ticket when you're stopped.
  6. If you're showing your license plate numbers anyway, why risk getting a ticket? If you want to avoid cameras and stuff like that, on weekends the tape over the plate thing or national flag tied from blinker to blinker is still common here for people riding fast on motorways. No use for those on a Royal Enfield, obviously, as the only place they can speed through is a school zone.
  7. Look at the smiling fish on the card, then the reality of the sad fish used for company by strangers night after night, his life turned into a haze of watching strange men in Belgium, made worse by the fisheye effect of his bowl
  8. Pedro

    + 5 BHP

    Or: heated grips with mitts, then when out of winter you don't use the mitts and still have heated grips. It's not like all other three seasons in the UK are exactly warm.
  9. Only the Belgians to pimp out a fish! People don't realize how loud some fish can bubble, though. I used to hear Fish, my fish, bubble through the night
  10. Pedro

    + 5 BHP

    Heated grips work well, but if you're using proper winter gloves they'll also isolate your palms from the grips. I would go for heated gloves or heated mitts if commuting in proper cold.
  11. Pedro

    Loobman

    Pete’s needy and clingy like that
  12. Kawasaki actually found a way to make that bike look shittier! Lower it and make it look like the spring collapsed
  13. Shit, that’s the one, I was wondering something looked wrong in my one i found in google
  14. There were a lot of kids with a swollen forehead after geography in my 6th grade, after getting hit with one of these Those older ones had the black foam bit very much squished so the change of it absorbing an impact was very low, too. That guy used to kick guys in the shins when he caught then copying on exams, when they cried he'd reply "you can go and complain and get a zero for copying, or shut up" He was a cool guy though.
  15. I would say go and see the hills and the desert, but maybe pack a lunch and do it solo
  16. Just wondering, how do you two pervs know it's a bedroom on the other side?
  17. Looks like a nice ride, but by your words it seems like the police out there has nothing better to do on a Sunday than catch offroaders, which is a good sign though, as proper criminals are probably asleep on a sunday morning.
  18. As always, judging from a picture I could ride up there on the GS avoiding the rocks going up the left.
  19. True story: a transgender now woman was put into female prison in Portugal, demanded that she would only have her body inspected at “check in” by women officers, “like herself”! All the female guards refused to inspect what to them is a dude, so they were stuck like that for quite some time, not sure if more than a day. Seems to me that prison is a little bit too democratic on all accounts.
  20. In Italy it’s no longer a problem, it’s settled into part of their culture The level of violence used for bike theft is portrayed as being a lot more in London though, than anywhere else in Europe, at least portrayed to the outside.
  21. Pedro

    Why …

    Look at that those twats on both ends of the front row, fleece jackets and "hiking"shoes and whatever, it's PTFE from head to toes, twats! Yank them out and let them bleed from their hands! ... Jeesus, "bleed from their hands" ... my bad week is making me angry
  22. Is that rot making it weak? My neighbors from across the street had a couple of huge eucalyptus on the other side of their house, 2 meters wide at the bottom, with big winds having a tree big enough to swing over your house makes things a little uncomfortable. Listening to the wood creaking and feeling the light swift through the night certainly makes you want it cut off and replaced with something less risky.
  23. Pedro

    Loobman

    I think it was 1 drip to 1,5 minutes or 2 minutes if used in clean environment. In dry weather does more good in the way it washes off dust than the lubrication itself. Thing is, you adjust it to a certain flow, but then if the weather warms up you'll need to compensate otherwise it'll just flow through.
  24. Pedro

    Loobman

    And also don't take a passenger wearing white pants out for lunch, if she likes to keep them clean. Both advice I learned from experience
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