Skippy

Same here Pete but mainly in the very hot weather when some of the tarmac is super slippery. Usually deployed on roundabouts.

Let me ‘borrow’ it and I’ll keep it running for you. No charge.

I think you could be right………so now I’m going senile as well

I’m not proud of my bike buying Tourette’s ……….mind you I thought I had a problem but seeing @XTreme’s list I feel less guilty.

They given even less of a fuck than I do.

I found a list I’d made a while ago of the bikes I’ve owned since I was 16 years old. It’s chronological but in some cases I’ve owned more than one at the same time. Here’s mine, all 54 of them. What’s yours look like? Yamaha FS1E Suzuki GT250 Honda CB900F Honda Africa Twin 750 RD04 Yamaha FJ1200 ABS Yamaha 1000 EXUP Yamaha TDM850 Honda CBR1000F Suzuki GSXR750M Kawasaki ZX9 Cagiva Elefant 750 Suzuki GSXR750 Suzuki GSX1400 Suzuki TL1000S Suzuki Hayabusa Yamaha R1 Kawasaki KLR650 Suzuki Hayabusa Honda Africa Twin 750 RD04 Honda Hornet 600 Triumph 955i Daytona Suzuki GSXR1000 K5 Honda Fireblade 954 Suzuki TL1000S Suzuki Vstrom 1000 Honda CB1300 KTM 640 Supermoto CCM R30 Supermoto Kawasaki Z1000 Yamaha XTZ750 Super Tenere Suzuki VStrom 1000 Ducati Multistrada DS1000 Kawasaki ZX9R Yamaha XT660Z Tenere KTM 990 Adventure Yamaha WR250F KTM 400 EXC Kawasaki Versys 650 Suzuki GSX1400 Honda XR650L Kawasaki Versys 1000 Scorpa 250 Suzuki DRZ400S KTM 690 Enduro R Honda Shadow 750 Suzuki V1800 Intruder (fucking horrible) Royal Enfield Himalayan BMW F800R Royal Enfield Himalayan Suzuki TL1000S Honda CBR600F3 Suzuki DR600S - current Kawasaki z750 Yamaha Tracer 700 - current

This just about sums up my feelings; The Amazon River runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks in through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human eye. These fish care more about this than I do.

Ha ha ha 2,500 klms……..such a long way. Some of the stages in the Dakar start with a 200 klm liaison stage from the previous bivouac followed by 400-500 klms off road to the finish and then another couple of hundred klms to the next bivouac………

That’s true that is, I mean the desert is a big place but still not many passing places to around the Harley when it’s broken down.

………didn’t see any Harleys racing.

It’s a major achievement and that’s a fact.

Zongshen I believe unless anyone knows better?

Exactly……….the smaller “shit bikes” are on their way.

Is this acceptable? Asking for a friend.

………..so much for “Chinese shit bikes” eh? The Kove Rally Team entered three bikes and all three finished the toughest race in the world with their highest placed rider making it to 46th place. Not bad for a first attempt………who’s next?……Royal Enfield?

I assume you’ve tried it then Pete to know it’s an instant fourteen day ban?

Well my missus was very poorly for about three weeks and we did a Covid test to make sure and it was negative. She never, ever complains about colds etc and honestly has the highest pain threshold (clearly as she’s been with me 19 years). Shes only just started to feel better after about four and a bit weeks. I had a bit of cold but mine was much worse than hers.

Fruit Salads Raspberry Ruffles Lemon Bon Bons ……………who am I kidding, I liked every sweet ever made.

Still too technical for you Pete.

They look rather nice Bob

He needs therapy, not surprising really given his upbringing and tragic family events. And he’s a ginger cunt so he definitely needs help.

So then, what’s on the cards for you lot in 2023? I’ve nothing set in stone but a trip north to Alcaniz for the Zombie Chopper Festival at the start of May is a possibility, meeting mates from the UK.

Naturally, it was part of my approved school syllabus

“I suggest, your Honour, that the defendant Mr @XTreme, knew exactly what he was doing when he plied his grandchildren with foodstuffs containing very high amounts of e-numbers”………..you fucking legend

Yep, have a good one folks and let’s hope 2023 is a great year for everyone……..even if you ride a Harley