Skippy

What about Cockneys? None of them are pleasant.

I agree Bob, this forum has a place and fills a role that Facebook doesn’t so it’s vital that it keeps going. For me, one of its main attractions is the variety of people, opinions and subjects that surface here; some of it is of questionable quality (yeah, sorry about that folks) but generally it’s interesting and mostly it’s fucking funny. I mean, you can’t refer to someone as a cunt on Facebook or in the local library anymore so this forum is like a sanctuary from all the sterile, sound bite laden shite that seems to permeate most of social media. Nevertheless, it does need someone to keep an eye on it to make sure it maintains what we have………..and I’d make a terrible moderator anyway because as a good friend of mine once said to me “Do you know what Skippy, your best attribute is knowing exactly how far to go too far”

Blimey you must be scraping the barrel to pick me

You’re all from the same DNA anyway. Here’s an example of two fine Yanks, one from the south, the other from the north. Their father is in the background.

In your dreams Yankee Boy

I’ve been watching paint dry. Have I missed something? Someone upset? Excellent.

Don’t be so gay

Better photos

If anyone want to know anything about the bike please contact Mr Cunty

You cunt, had to spoil the suspense didn’t ya

Nope

Today……….I bought a bike to replace the poor old z750 that @XTreme broke for me. It will be delivered next week…….and as Forest Gump said “…….and that’s all I gotta say about that” ……… start guessing.

Awesome bit of kit. Enjoy!

@Sir Fallsalot gets the nod from me, sharp image, moody and different from the rest in black and white.

Ooooooooh just what you want, a hair trigger for a throttle

I feel your pain. The first thing I did when I got mine was to take it to Symtek Racing and have a full four-into-one race system fitted, a TRE installed and an air box modification. Mental as anything. It was a stupid thing to do to an already ballistic bike………and it made me love it more.

Self restraint? You’ve got no chance.

Impeccable taste mate

Just started and about half way through. Love it.

Oh fuck sorry mate, I’ve pressed the wrong button! Can’t delete it so you’ll have to come up with a good explanation. Just say I’m a cockney slag or something, cheers El Skippo

Pete, I’ve had to send this as a private message so as not to enrage the other forum members but I can’t keep extolling your virtues and frankly, biging-you-up for no recompense. I think the time has come to make the first of the agreed payments otherwise I’m going to have to tell them the truth the next time they question your virility or stature. Anyway, the ball is in your court. I hope you have a good time tonight with you Spanish lady friend, cheers Skippy

My legs right now, having carried me across eighteen holes of golf and supported me at the bar through several pints of Spanish lager. Gotta love Saturdays.

See, that’s where you’ve underestimated the Ginger One. He is, in fact, a behemoth of a man; light on his toes but that’s another matter.

Im taking that as a compliment. I still don’t understand but hey, who’s counting?

6’ 1” ………….at least