Skippy

Not quite

So, here’s a teaser for you wankers and wankesses (fully inclusive me)……..what bike have I stolen for the day?

Looks like a proper adventure Pete.

Awesome bit of kit. Enjoy!

@Sir Fallsalot gets the nod from me, sharp image, moody and different from the rest in black and white.

Ooooooooh just what you want, a hair trigger for a throttle

I feel your pain. The first thing I did when I got mine was to take it to Symtek Racing and have a full four-into-one race system fitted, a TRE installed and an air box modification. Mental as anything. It was a stupid thing to do to an already ballistic bike………and it made me love it more.

Self restraint? You’ve got no chance.

Impeccable taste mate

Just started and about half way through. Love it.

Oh fuck sorry mate, I’ve pressed the wrong button! Can’t delete it so you’ll have to come up with a good explanation. Just say I’m a cockney slag or something, cheers El Skippo

Pete, I’ve had to send this as a private message so as not to enrage the other forum members but I can’t keep extolling your virtues and frankly, biging-you-up for no recompense. I think the time has come to make the first of the agreed payments otherwise I’m going to have to tell them the truth the next time they question your virility or stature. Anyway, the ball is in your court. I hope you have a good time tonight with you Spanish lady friend, cheers Skippy

My legs right now, having carried me across eighteen holes of golf and supported me at the bar through several pints of Spanish lager. Gotta love Saturdays.

See, that’s where you’ve underestimated the Ginger One. He is, in fact, a behemoth of a man; light on his toes but that’s another matter.

Im taking that as a compliment. I still don’t understand but hey, who’s counting?

6’ 1” ………….at least

If I understood your comment I’d be offended. I think.

He got around a bit. Seems to run in the family He died in a New York hotel after collapsing in the bathroom. I think it was because all his blood flowed to his huge knob. That also ru a in the family

A healthy 5’ 11”

Actually, one of my distant relatives on my mum‘s side was in fact, the tallest man in the world at one time. His name was George Auger and he was 8‘3“ tall and served as a copper for a period of time in Cardiff. Google it and learn something.

No, it’s a dagger to stab people who fuck me off.

Good job I took one of a working bike before Pete jinxed it.

Anti clockwise you say…….that’s to the left for you @XTreme. Loosely lefty, righty tighty

I’m very tall in my stilettos

It feels like a curse