Skippy

Oh yes, we’ve got a chance of rain tomorrow and Thursday but after that it’s full throttle to the summer! About ‘kin time too.

Every afternoon for the past few days it’s turned to shit with massive thunderstorms and rain. I’ve started to drink rum and pineapple to lighten my mood. By the time it stops raining I may be an alcoholic

…………in the right hands etc etc………so that rules me out then

That twat made a right meal of that bit of dirt. I reckon you could get a Goldwing up there…………..don’t know about the Tracer though?

What worries me most of all is that you know I’ve got a sheepskin jacket.

Inspirational Individuals?

Of all the insults I’ve endured I’ve never been called a ‘random’. ’Kin cheek!

Where is it then and when are we going?

She looks like a proper slag now. Much improved.

I didn’t mention it because that would have been rather boastful

Can’t help you there. I did pass my cycling proficiency test and the swimming-a-width test. Any good?

No mate, I avoided the Eleven Plus by going straight to borstal from nursery school. Seriously though, I didn’t suffer the Eleven Plus.

Plenty of practice where I grew up. Most of my school contemporaries ended up doing a bit of time for a variety of minor misdemeanours and some managed to hit the big time. Twats all of them.

Knew it, I can spot a wrong ‘un

Looks like a line up of kiddy fiddlers. Your best man definitely has the the look of a wrong ‘un.

That what I look like now

………..it’s funny as fuck so I’ll save it up for another day.

My permed hair, that’s what I miss from the 70’s. I’m like a cheap clothes shop model in the bottom one

Hope he makes a good recovery………keep yer chin up @Tym

Whoa hold on there, all I said was it was “just fine”

I had one of those on the front of my Himalayan and it worked just fine.

You’ve got a valid point there mate

That’ll do nicely but things are a bit tight money-wise at the moment so I may just have to sit tight……….I could always sell my body to get the extra cash, that way I could probably afford the mirrors after a couple of months.

Fuck that, I don’t care how good the new TA is meant to be that is one boring looking bike. Honda have out-done their sensible tag.