Skippy

My day today was spent sweating like Jimmy Saville in a junior school……….had to have the aircon units changed as the old ones began to fail. It hit 39 Celsius in the shade today. I spent most of the time making sure the dogs were okay.

Yeah that’s true, I didn’t realise she was that young. She must just be your average female then…………..just joking ladies

Not being nosey but is it possible that she’s entering her menopause? The only reason I mention it is because my wife really struggled early on and the mood swings etc were unbearable.

That’s because she used to be a boy………I do hope I’ve overstepped the mark

Not sure yet, but as soon as I know, I’ll give you a shout.

An erection hopefully No idea mate, it’ll all depend on cash but it won’t be anytime soon.

Out for a couple of hours on the Fazer this morning………’kin scorching. Need to invest in a mesh summer jacket after my last one just fell apart.

Rock ‘n’ roll baby!

My day today is trying not to melt and keeping the dogs cool…………just glanced at the outside thermometer and it’s now 34.9 Celsius in the shade at 1117……..Scorchio!! Playing golf tomorrow and it’s supposed to be even hotter…….fuck walking in that heat so it’s a buggy for me…….hope it’s fast.

Go and buy a Voge 300 Rally instead, plenty of those to be bought. Embrace your inner chinaman!

You’ve totally confused @XTreme with all that techno talk mate

A mate of mine in the UK has a holiday home over here and leaves his CRF300 Rally here to play on when he comes over. Very nice bit of kit and I’d have one when I get as old as @XTreme

Mate, that’s true of any Spanish second hand bike.

Here you Pete, a quick scan on Millanucios brought up these three second hand ones. Must be available new as well?

I thought I’d seen some advertised through a dealer in Valencia some time ago?

What a shame, they’d be ideal for off road here. You can get the standard CRF 300 L which isn’t a bad alternative.

Oh yes, we’ve got a chance of rain tomorrow and Thursday but after that it’s full throttle to the summer! About ‘kin time too.

Every afternoon for the past few days it’s turned to shit with massive thunderstorms and rain. I’ve started to drink rum and pineapple to lighten my mood. By the time it stops raining I may be an alcoholic

…………in the right hands etc etc………so that rules me out then

That twat made a right meal of that bit of dirt. I reckon you could get a Goldwing up there…………..don’t know about the Tracer though?

What worries me most of all is that you know I’ve got a sheepskin jacket.

Inspirational Individuals?

Of all the insults I’ve endured I’ve never been called a ‘random’. ’Kin cheek!

Where is it then and when are we going?

She looks like a proper slag now. Much improved.