Skippy

I’ve been busy being a cockney wanker. However, you’re correct about the Tracer. Lovely bike and a blast on the roads but man-o-man do I miss the ability to head off into the great unknown. Can’t bring myself to sell the Tracer and dirt bike options are severely limited by my available budget. I’m not going down the route of buying a shit heap with the aspiration of making a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. Currently looking at a cheap-ish e-mountain bike………….who knows.

Seems not.

Thank fuck that’s over. A year of frustration and expense for about 100 klms of fun.

I refer you to my opening line……I like to keep it in reserve YOU CUNT.

I like to keep it in reserve, use it only when all else fails. It’s one of those words that is best used just as there is a lull in the noise level……….maximum effect, minimum effort.

If I was a bit closer I’d come and give you a hand mate but I’m up to my neck with stuff here so that doesn’t help. Sorry to say it mate but your son needs a fucking lesson in manners and respect and at the same time needs to grow a fucking pair. Thing is that when you’re related to someone it’s often the case that you want to overlook things that you wouldn’t put up with if it was a friend or work colleague. Fer fucks sake don’t make that mistake in this case. ………….. and calm down before you give yourself a hernia

Today……….I agreed the sale of my DR600S. Good fucking riddance, it’s broken me emotionally and cost me a pretty packet to ride about 150 klms in a year. Needless to say I’ve lost plenty of money on this piece of shit. Never again will I buy a ‘classic’ bike with ‘character’…………. Mind you, there is a tidy looking Dominator for sale locally.

Maybe you could loan some to @XTreme so he can get his daughter-in-law permanently removed?

Film it……..you can’t beat a fat cunt while they’re having a meltdown. Well, you can but you’ll probably get arrested.

Fuelled up, coffee being supped and ready for the off to who knows where!

Happy birthday @XTreme you fucking Welsh twat. Make sure you’ve got a fire extinguisher ready when you blow them candles out.

I voted for Buckster because of the sheer audacity of the man. You’ve Gotta respect somebody who is willing to open themselves up to ridicule and not give a flying fuck.

I’m out on the Tracer tomorrow so I might be able to take a photo if I can be bothered. I reckon it’s so mundane to look at I could drape Julia Roberts on it and it still wouldn’t win. Now there’s a thought, I wonder if I’ve still got her number? After all, she owes me a favour……….

It was his wallet that did it.

That old excuse. Either you’re a doddery old fucker or you’re trying it on. Please clarify.

You’re a closet Brit Pete……..don’t try and deny it.

Nuffin’ wrong with a Himalayan. I’ve had two and I might buy a third just to spark some bitchin’

Says the bloke that has to go to Albox for British teabags…………

A group for two of us? You daft cnut. ………..let’s do it

Oooooooh sounds like a challenge

Everything you’d expect including vocabulary, grammar, all the tenses…….etc etc through written and oral means. The full Monty mate.

My teacher obviously………..did you not go to school?

Doing my Spanish homework like a proper class swot. Quite enjoying it, stretching the old grey matter.

That’s a relief……..that means we can have a golf section instead.

That’s what I said when I found out. It could be wrong of course?