Buckster

Pretty sure gay scooter friends can't breed.

You still shouldn’t have it out in the street.

Tiny penis?

That will be the knee with two steel plates, 26 screws and a bone graft as well as no anterior cruciate ligament, yet I still ride. But yes it does cause problems and I have to manage my activities so I don’t cause more damage to it and that includes no longer doing any off roading. But come on you two heroes, tell me what a pussy I am. I’m surprised both of you can still ride given your condition of total spinelessness.

Yes, trail riding round a car park and through a tunnel.

Not sure what is happening with the weather here, the barometric pressure has taken a big swing, my left knee is about twice it’s normal size and it gave out on me yesterday, a long time since that has happened.

So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbours kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbours could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me ) Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbours screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage. .

They don't even know him.

Pity it is only a small shop.

That's a really polite way of saying he is an old cunt.

Pity you don't have a bike.

It will be some £30 knock off “good as a” GoPro off Amazon.

You can go off a person, you know?

Looks like it is Terry and Fred off to the woods then.

Oh, that’s a shame, I wonder how many people will be able to make it?

Oh we are saved at last!

You are the new Marcel.

The last thing you should ever do is go into the woods with Fred.