Buckster

Which 360 camera are you using?

If only you knew a competent mechanic.

No, only the inbred ones, about a third of the population.

It hit 28c here today, about 50 gingers have died, unfortunately they breed like rats so there are still plenty left.

Try petrol and a match.

It's great, to take the wheel off I unbolted the wheel dropped the bike to the ground to pull the axle then lifted the bike off the wheel.

No need for the crayons on that.

Safer that way.

No need for the cat in the U.K. anyway.

I’ve never seen you use so many words at once. Are you okay?

You can’t say “shit”.

You can give us the update in 15 years.

If I had the space.

More likely a certain Suzuki with a rotary damper.

You have been day drinking again haven't you?

I have an 18" in the shed ready for it once I have worn out the front tyre on the current 16".

Do they do an oil catch can for the shaft?

So today was the shakedown ride, I was only going to do fifty miles but did twice that, it was too nice out. Went exploring the kingdom of Fife. I aimed the bike at every joint in the road, every rut, every bit of banding to see if it would get upset but it shrugged it all off. It feels like I have new tyres. A little bit of extra vibration at tickover and at about 3000 rpm which was expected, more a buzz than anything, that should disappear after 300 to 500 miles. I was definitely barreling into corners on the way back, the handling feels rock solid.

You mean the number plate?

It doesn't piss oil everywhere.

Out and about. My new back wheel looks amazing.