Buckster

Watch out @Saul, scooter queer is calling you “mate”.

I always thought that guy talked sense.

Pretty sure when this came out the motoring world all said that it would be the perfect car if it had four wheel drive and 350hp, so it clearly makes sense.

What happens in abandoned motels in Spain stays in abandoned motels in Spain?

Listen up folks, @Marcel is going to be taking a break from the site while they take care of some personal stuff, some of you may have noticed a change of pronouns on the profile, I can’t confirm or deny if this is something to do with it but there may well be a name change when they return.

I have a new bed coming this week, I have been sleeping diagonally for the last 8 years.

It’s an icon.

Made of cheese.

If you go on the scoot at least you will be guaranteed your own room.

93 more like it, happy birthday old yin.

You mean your mates would call you gay.

Bike or scoot?

I’ve been called worse by better.

Sharp pain’s shooting through your arse will be the norm now you have the scoot.

Does the scoot have a hook for your handbag?

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Dh1m2bonL/

Definitely looks better without the rack. What's with that seat though?

They are now officially part of Bajaj, once Bajaj buys Indian @Marcel will be able to get both his bikes fixed at the same place.

I got my new headlights from Germany today, Mercedes in their wisdom and for some reason after market manufacturers don’t make right hand drive headlights for my car anymore. The headlight shell on one side is cracked and the lenses are both clouded and have been polished to many times now. I took a chance on aftermarket lhd headlights as they looked like a direct copy, with the plan of putting the rhd low beam reflectors in from my existing lights. Thankfully I was right so after a little bit of work I will have new headlights.

Yes I need to put new brake lines on the car but it’s too cold.

Well we didn’t get any snow.