Buckster

Storm doofus is expected to hit us today and tomorrow.

Preventative, it has 60,000 miles now (about 97,000 km) I have a bad lifter so I am servicing the cam chest while I am on, replacing inner cam bearings, tensioners and checking everything over.

My cam chain tensioners arrived today, I will probably fit them on Wednesday morning.

You have certainly piqued the interest of the funny farm. You don't need to wait two days by the way, you could go now.

@zzzak can still post but he flounced and then I heard the Illuminati got him.

It’s new to him and will be again tomorrow.

Let’s face it, you ain’t getting lighter.

Must be the retard half.

Half man half retard?

Looks like a younger version of you.

This would never have happened if Marcel had got the mod gig.

Don't forget to switch your votes to the Harley.

Rumour is he was trying to bum that horse.

Keith Richards?

Except back then they still had teeth.

You are basically a cordon bleu chef, @Pedro could learn a lot from you.

With a puke crust.

Raining again, we had hail earlier and one prolonged peal of thunder. Welcome to summer.

Only impotent men hunt for sport, the unnecessary destruction of nature serves no purpose other than to make weak individuals feel powerful for a moment before returning to real life where they are back to being the limp wristed scared little punks that they really are.

Gay.

Welcome to British Summertime! Of course it is raining.

In Scotland, that is a typical domestic dog.