Buckster

You can fall over before you set off if I recall correctly.

Thank you everyone, I will put the picture of my bike up shortly.

If you find the specs of the sensors you can make them easily enough. They are a very simple and readily available semiconductor device. You can test them with a multimeter, just power up the circuit then look for a fluctuation in voltage when you run a magnet near them.

Will that be before or after the flounce?

Any party you go to will be camp.

I don't think I can dumb it down enough for you to understand.

You could have had a real motorcycle with a Christmas tree but you want a £500 beater that doesn’t even run properly.

This is the new Super Tour.

and just like that the Indian got another vote…

Someone shortarse has voted for his own bike. Not saying who.

I can’t, I have two legs.

We could have gimp of the year as well.

You are an ungrateful lot, I don't know why I bother.

More likely because you is a hairdresser innit!

So you might get twelve inches tomorrow?

You and the fat lad can start a new club.