Buckster

You missed the hole and made a mess?

That's not what you told me, you said you were looking forward to seeing what Billy Bob sees.

Just so everyone knows and so they can make some allowances, Marcel has run out of his medication and has not been able to get a resupply as the weather has stopped the float plane flying in from civilisation, so he is currently bat shit crazy, he was telling me earlier on messenger that he is arranging to have something inserted in his anus.

Folks, stop the political stuff including the unfolding situation in Iran, while I think we can all agree that the Ayatollah is no loss to the world this isn’t the time to be laughing at a situation that is costing many other lives and can only be approached through the lens of politics.

If your wife complains when you buy something, just tell her to calm down and remember she is just a woman, then life will be far easier. You don’t need to thank me for the marital advice.

Haven't had one of these for a while. I will be going to The Scottish Motorcycle Show on Saturday. What are you losers doing?

Temu?

You don't need anything to make your chins fuller, that's for certain.

Billy Bob will be disappointed.

Pete would have been gutted, I know how much he loved Harleys.

You are supposed to defrost them and cook them first.

Well that's the best place to do it.

An expensive trick question in Canada.

And now the $750,000 question. How many genders are there?

That’s the wrong type of iodine.

I’m driven to it because I have to deal with you, the spawn of Satan, on a daily basis.

It has stopped raining here, nice gale force winds instead.

Nice old Harley there.

Russian aircraft carrier.