Buckster

Something he avoids by the use of rohypnol usually.

The single cylinder gives a lot of engine braking and the back wheel unloads quickly under braking, personally on the road I never used to use the rear brake on my big singles.

That’s the rest of the day sorted for @Six30.

Don’t be silly, he is ginger, they melt in seawater.

@Beemer Bummer?

He's a feckless twat, he should have a Honda.

Only 28,000 km past the recommended interval.

Make sense to have the carbs done by someone who knows what they are doing, carbs can be a bit of a dark art.

Mice living in the dash.

Gay.

Assuming they are hydraulics you just need a balance bar.

You see that is the difference, my pictures are real, not just taken from google or a book. So according to you your great grandfather was Oscar Hedstrom, co founder of Indian Motorcycles and your grandfather was some other random dude you have a picture of.

My bike has a front wheel, forks and Brembo brakes as standard too. All from 2008 when your bike wasn’t even being made.

No, people like this guy, my grandfather. Or this guy, my dad. I’m assuming you have pictures of the preceding two generations of your family on bikes to show your biker heritage? No? Probably time you got another ass injection from @Beemer Bummer.

I don’t think you have been riding longer than me, I was raised on bikes by bikers.

You aren’t a biker, you will never understand. The best bike for you would be a Honda Goldwing, amazingly capable machines with absolutely no soul whatsoever, perfect for the turkey neck brigade.

Why would I want another bike? Shocks wear out, so I am upgrading at the time of replacing, improving on what is already excellent. You wouldn't understand.

He will get plenty of that inside.

When are you expecting to be sentenced?

More likely you will groom him as a new "nephew".