boboneleg

I think @Six30 should be allowed to run it , then we'd see what a real shit fest looks like ................

Can I ask why this is not in the vote , because it was in the submissions

Sort your crayons out @Six30 , that's Royal blue not Dildo blue ................

Yes, you won 'Best Barge'

Twas a mudfest today , my boots and helmet bare testament to the shitty conditions .............. Luckily the Untied Nations car wash was still open on the way home ..............

No church for me , I'm banned for being hetrosexual

There will be some styling and profiling today

Oh dear , you’re living by that big river in Egypt

Ummmmmmmmm , obviously you read the news with blinkers on .

Actually I think all the homosexuals are to busy in church to go to Costa

A coffee

I totally fail to see how having a coffee is gay but if you want to talk about bum bandits we can always talk about church dudes

This is much better shopping today

Who are you calling stumpy ............

You could always for this ...........

Ok , last one for me then

Six toes

I don't need them for street cred as I only wear them in the house . They are my slippers as normal slippers won't stay on my prosthetic leg , they are also very comfortable

If yours are spelt 'crocks' you've bought knock offs from the pub again ........

I may have had to have a nap yesterday afternoon