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Yes he does and he'll chin you if you park there . Fiesty dude .............

I’m officially pissed off with this weather now

It's hardly stopped all night and morning , fecking back yard looks like a battleground, trenches and water

CLIVE !! Sorry about the shouting but you wouldn't be able to hear me otherwise . How's things ?

The earworm I woke up with this morning ............

Nice one Dave , I like that Video is shite though

Not yet , it's for sale on marketplace. You could buy it and redeem yourself for spending money on the ...............

I reckon you've been playing with Fred's buttons

@Buckster I just saw this on another forum . Is there something you want to tell us ?

That's superb, I love how he's 'goose-necked' the frame to accommodate the tank and steering geometry

Sounds like a very productive day Fred , and an off road bike actually in a lane doing some real off roading

Oh come on , you're off tomorrow on your blue dildo , admit it. We need to a decent photo for BOTM though . If you decide to ride the trail bike with the gay tyres don't be parking it in a gravel layby to make it look like you've been off-roading , get the bloody thing down a lane you big poof

It's a bit orange .................

@Clive is on holiday but his cousin told me your bike is the same colour as his brother's dildo .........

Yes they did, I showed them a photo of your bike and even though they're not bikers they said '' that looks like a dildo ''

and tenement buildings ............

They said they'd rather save them until some sort of blue dildo bike passes by ...............

It's a long story but the van is still coming .

Feckin builders have taken over my garage

Would that be on the blue dildo bike or the off road bike with the gay tyres ..................

Just found this .................. https://www.ducatiforum.co.uk/threads/completey-motorbikes-gone-into-administration.101084/

Yes, they're part of completely bikes now.

OMG , I wonder if that's all their stores because they're a big outfit

Doggie Walking tomorrow, Ersilia's birthday on Sunday so I'll be attending to her needs as required ...............

Which team is that you're sponsoring Ray ?