boboneleg

Not yet , it's for sale on marketplace. You could buy it and redeem yourself for spending money on the ...............

I reckon you've been playing with Fred's buttons

@Buckster I just saw this on another forum . Is there something you want to tell us ?

That's superb, I love how he's 'goose-necked' the frame to accommodate the tank and steering geometry

Sounds like a very productive day Fred , and an off road bike actually in a lane doing some real off roading

Oh come on , you're off tomorrow on your blue dildo , admit it. We need to a decent photo for BOTM though . If you decide to ride the trail bike with the gay tyres don't be parking it in a gravel layby to make it look like you've been off-roading , get the bloody thing down a lane you big poof

It's a bit orange .................

@Clive is on holiday but his cousin told me your bike is the same colour as his brother's dildo .........

Yes they did, I showed them a photo of your bike and even though they're not bikers they said '' that looks like a dildo ''

and tenement buildings ............

They said they'd rather save them until some sort of blue dildo bike passes by ...............

It's a long story but the van is still coming .

Feckin builders have taken over my garage

Would that be on the blue dildo bike or the off road bike with the gay tyres ..................

Just found this .................. https://www.ducatiforum.co.uk/threads/completey-motorbikes-gone-into-administration.101084/

Yes, they're part of completely bikes now.

OMG , I wonder if that's all their stores because they're a big outfit

Doggie Walking tomorrow, Ersilia's birthday on Sunday so I'll be attending to her needs as required ...............

Which team is that you're sponsoring Ray ?

I wish I was as handy as you but without the Moose fetish .................

Not worth repairing and Monster parts don't fetch big money.

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It's a 24 year old Ducati so unless it's been very well looked after it'll be rough. What service history does it have and when was the last time it was worked on ? Belts having been done is good but carbs needing work could be difficult as parts are hard to get. What's the condition of the fuel tank ? If it's been stood for a while then the fuel tank will need looking at as they suffer from water ingress so it may be rusty inside. The shock mounts will be probably be seized and brake calipers will need attention. Is it £300 to you because you're a mate or is it £300 because it's a dog and you'll have to spend £1500 to get it roadworthy ?

That's better......................