boboneleg

Can I ask why this is not in the vote , because it was in the submissions

Sort your crayons out @Six30 , that's Royal blue not Dildo blue ................

Yes, you won 'Best Barge'

Twas a mudfest today , my boots and helmet bare testament to the shitty conditions .............. Luckily the Untied Nations car wash was still open on the way home ..............

No church for me , I'm banned for being hetrosexual

There will be some styling and profiling today

Oh dear , you’re living by that big river in Egypt

Ummmmmmmmm , obviously you read the news with blinkers on .

Actually I think all the homosexuals are to busy in church to go to Costa

A coffee

I totally fail to see how having a coffee is gay but if you want to talk about bum bandits we can always talk about church dudes

This is much better shopping today

Nice one Fred , superb work there. I trust you were wearing your hi-viz and hard hat while performing these operations ...........

Who are you calling stumpy ............

You could always for this ...........

Ok , last one for me then

Six toes

I don't need them for street cred as I only wear them in the house . They are my slippers as normal slippers won't stay on my prosthetic leg , they are also very comfortable

If yours are spelt 'crocks' you've bought knock offs from the pub again ........

I may have had to have a nap yesterday afternoon