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I just realised that my paycheck is like my wifes period arrives once a month and last for 4 days

Ginger midget Twat

Today, i have mostly been playing with a chinese 2L turbo engine and autobox from our latest SSV

Let me introduce you to Hendrix Rain....my 1st GREAT grandson. He weighed just under 7 lbs. & is doing quite well. Gotta make an effort to go see him next year down in NM...

Pah !! Who needs the ‘ enablement centre ‘ I snapped the plastic lock button on my leg (again ) which releases my leg . I just spent an hour in the garage and fixed it with a t-shaped spacer from an Africa twin and a M8 bolt #feelingchuffed

@Clive you ok mate ??

my Psychologist suggested that I write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I've done that, but still don't understand what I should do with the letters...

I'm running around with my pinny on , cleaning like a madman as wife and son are arriving back from Italy today . PS, I have a very nice pinny ...............

Lisbon airport sucks! On the other hand I was already felt up! On the other hand, by a dude!

Add of the week goes to …

£90 for oil & filter change, have to wait till pension pay day It was a nice little ride around the locality

Not very imaginative but I'm shit at taking photos & was in a hurry ...

Not the first old guy doing bike maintenance for a younger woman in exchange for "favours".

Had a visitor while I was putting the bike away.

I would buy a replacement frame and just keep it in storage, for peace of mind.

What the fuck is wrong with people letting off fireworks mid October... the dog shit itself last night jumped up and knocked our christmas tree over

Ooo you cruiser Fags are on a hair trigger today

I hope your dog shits in your bed.

thats human shit .... you weirdo saul

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his f—king widow."

A guy called Simon went on Stars in your Eyes. Mathew Kelly noticed he had a funny walk. "You ok, Simon, I noticed your legs are a bit shaky?" "Fine, thanks for asking, Mathew," he replied. "It's just that I had a serious accident which resulted in having to have my legs amputated." "I'm really sorry to hear that, mate." Mathew said. "It"s not so bad really," Simon told him, " In fact I'm very fortunate because my uncle was fatally wounded in the same accident but the doctors managed to save his legs and transplanted them onto by body." "What a sorry and uplifting story." Mathew replied. " Anyway, who are you going to be tonight?" "Tonight, Mathew, I'm going to be Simon and Half-uncle."

At least you have the trailer now so you can take it to a real mechanic.

Drove almost 600 miles (round trip) yesterday to go visit a coupla old buddies I've known since grade school...haven't seen those guys for a handful of years. Feel pretty darned blessed that I live where I do now & don't have some of the health issues that they do. Definitely come to the conclusion that the whole left side of OR has turned into an absolute sh*t-hole-- It rained off & on across the state yesterday but today looks promising weather wise....time to get the chain put back on the Mullet & go for a Ride!

Well done the Red Roses winning the women's rugby world cup

Mod to isle five please .... we got a big spillage of someone with no fucking taste

its bike of the month not twat of the month

There is a massive shit inside the lid.

You can rebuild him!..

you wish

Congratulations @MooN!

Tomorrow me and Sofia will be flying to London, to spend a day with a couple of friends, and then collect two Triumph Scramblers to ride back to Portugal via France. I’m having serious difficulties ignoring the 32° outside when thinking of what gear to pack!

It has a velocity stack, I'll be close to 200hp with this.

This is real not a joke.

So your still able to wipe your arse...the wife must be happy...lol.

So I can now confirm the exciting news that I am back in Scotland. Someone needs to keep an eye on you lot, they will need to find someone else to be the new ambassador.

I just want something like I had back in the day for bimbling about. I had a spiffy red CB200 with a Polaris fairing which was, to be fair, dog shit slow compared to my mates 250's so it had to go. But I have always hankered after another for mooching about on, to ride the same roads that I used to. I thought I could have been on Ch1p's with that fairing given how rare faired bikes were back then. I actually really liked my CB200 as a bike and thought it was cool, which it was after getting off a Suzuki AP50. Nostalgia is a strong pull, I often find myself riding the same route and roads home that I used to when I was a teenager. I often do those routes on my CBF and though it's a stodgy old commuter in modern terms, but it feels like the best bike ever on those routes because it is in a different league to what I rode back then. My Dream bike then was a Suzuki GS550 like a couple of mates had, in direct comparison the CBF is worlds better IMHO.