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LOL for Today : Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "My parents told me a story about morals." The teacher replied, "Alright then, go ahead." Little Johnny said, "So there was a little bird flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and shit right on top of him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow shit, he began to realize how warm he was. The shit was actually thawing him out and felt great. He laid there all warm and happy and then soon began to sing for joy. Just then a passing cat heard the bird singing and came over to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow shit and promptly dug him out and ate him alive." Stunned, the teacher asked, "Dear God, what was the moral of that story?" Little Johnny said, "Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. And most importantly, when you’re in deep shit it’s best to keep your mouth shut."

Fork internals.

Had a delivery today.

We now have another RedNeck to piss & moan about....only this time he's from YOUR side of the pond....

Is she away then?

Popped up to Lanson bike night. 70 mile round trip with Steve and Martyn. About 30 bikes or so.

every one says that

Well that’s timely, this just came up on Facebook……….fucking old goat.

and i think he would be a liitle pissed you twats have not give me the mod gig yet.

He would have been happy to know the forum has kept going. I miss the ginger minger.

Well said ....I will 2nd that.