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Shiny expensive yellow things in my car’s boot

Are you using a strap over the seat, probably best to avoid attaching anything to the frame in case it snaps.

He’s using Canadian tonnes

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. "I had tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked. "No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes." When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!" "As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained. "You mean measles?" she asked. "No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees." The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear. "Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... Smallcox.

Jacko is feeling terrible and goes to the doctor. ‘‘Sorry,’’ says the doctor, ‘‘I have some bad news. You have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It’s called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There’s no known cure so go home and enjoy your final precious moments on Earth ...’’ So Jacko trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to go to the local working mens Club as he’s never been there with her before. They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320. Then he gets the full house and wins £5,000. Then the national game comes up and he wins that too, getting £780,000. ‘‘Son,’’ says the bingo caller, ‘‘I’ve been here 20 years and I’ve never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full house and the national game on the same card. You must be the luckiest person on Earth!’’ ‘‘Lucky?’’ Jacko screams. ‘‘Lucky? I’ll have you know I’ve got Yellow 24.’’ ‘‘ fuck me’ says the bingo caller. You’ve won the meat raffle as well

After checking out the hanker points...this is what I found...held in place by 1/4 inch self tapping screws...omg thats and accident waiting to happen...not ment at all to secure a 1 ton machine...lol...gonna be running to the hardware store this morning to see if I can find something a little more heavy duty....

So you have drilled holes in the trailer chassis?

Is that a ton then ?

In the town where @Marcel lives, a ton is apparently a thousand of anything, Grams, kilograms, pounds, ounces, meters, etc.. doesn’t matter, it’s a figure of speech. A shit ton is what they call an Indian Motorcycle.

1800lbs is abit lightweight for you're combine harvester

I've laid down a coat of primer and bought some sandblast sand to springle over the final gray coat to make it non-slip...oh and the wheel chock just came in...

There Im done...took the old floor hooks and moved them back..making sure I drill into the frame member...so I've got now 3 attach piont on each side...Ive got some left over gray oil paint from the other day...I might paint the floor now...unsure...

Heading south today, probably won't get to GA until tomorrow as I want to call in a couple of places on the way down. May take in the historic Indian battle site of Wounded Headstock.

Moved the creation romance to here.

A widow and widower lived next door to each other. They had been neighbours for over 30 years, but each had lost their spouse not too long ago. Over a number of weeks, they had become close. One day, the man asked the woman if she enjoyed fishing. Yes, she replied, she used to enjoy fishing with her late husband. The man agreed to pick her up at 6 a.m. the next morning. They went down to the river at the time they decided the next day, and began fishing. After a while, the man began to move the boat upstream. They came to a fork in the river and the man asked the woman, "Up or down." Being nice, he wanted to let her decide. The woman looked around, promptly took off all her clothes and jumped on the old man. They had passionate sex. After a while, they redressed and resumed fishing. Later in the day, they came to another fork in the river. Again, the man asked, "Up or down," and once again the woman stripped and another round of passionate sex commenced. That evening, upon arriving home, the man asked the woman if she would like to go fishing again the next day. The woman agreed. A little after 6 a.m. the next morning, they got to the river. As they came across that first fork in the river, the hopeful man asked the lady, "Up or down." "Down," the woman replied. A little surprised, the man headed that way. After a morning of fishing, they got to another fork. "Up or down," the man asked. "Up," the woman said. "Wait a minute," the man said. "Yesterday, when I asked that question, you took all your clothes off and we had passionate sex. What's going on?" "Well," the woman replied, "yesterday, I forgot my hearing aid and I thought you said "fuck or Drown!'"

Lol...it would definitely be a spooky place to walk into in the middle of the night...

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My Touratech shocks exhibit signs of wear where there should be once opened for service, at 70.000km, I'm quite disappointed with this. I won't put them back on the bike, since they're now with fresh seals and oil I'll either sell them or contact Touratech if I can find an invoice from 5 years ago. Picking my new shocks tomorrow. They're golden and Swedish.

I know that some are born this way , being attracted to the same sex....a women's body to me is perfection created by a Higher power , so I can understand a women being attracted to another women...but what I find repulsive and grotesque is a man's body...after having Roland pransing around in his underwear at the motel we stop for the night...by the fourth day...I couldn't stomach him anymore....I want to vomit...so I rented a room for myself at the last place we staid...

The count down has started...wondering how long this will last before it's dumped into the gibberish thread...lol.

Just arrived home...another excellent run...