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I just had 15 minutes of the mother in law trying to tell me jokes she had printed out from somewhere the wife and kids abandoned me and i had to fend for myself feeling

Bit harsh to be told I was the biggest twat of the forum this year. My feelings are a little hurt. I’ll try to get over it over lunch.

i'll translate ........................ Fuck off you English bastards or I'll blow your feckin caravan up ..............

Dildo blue and erect, who's the handsome fucker with the afro

Round 1

Under orders, 3-2-1. Goooooo

Unless someone participates with a Vespa

Merry Christmas everyone from a dark misty derbyshire

pulling crackers earlier... i read out one of the jokes but made my own up.. whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead prostitute ? theres no ferrari in my garage. shes's still going on to the mrs that she should take the unpulled crackers back to the shop and complain

I’m stuffed now, time for a lie down

Merry Christmas to you all

You twats!

That didn't stop it to win the BOTM a couple of months ago.

Nor me.

Main course…,,,

Round 2

I have one for Bob

No @Pedro said it has to be a bike.

I hope you all have a good Christmas and New Year’s. You bunch of losers.

merry christmas every one

you probably not had much sleep last night ..what with the three ghosts and that

I agree.

Why has it got to be a bike you own .. surely if it’s bike of the year it can be a bike you have owned this year

Not in particular, trust me.

Prolly

Well done @Pedro, you get the title and the prize, which is a prostate exam from @Six30.

Merriest of Christmas' to all the fellow 2-Wheelers here...

We had a Merry Christmas in 2006, we went to Benalmadena in Spain for Christmas, on the 2nd day there my wife ended up in hospital for 3 days, and when we returned home I had picked up kennel cough. The weather was good though.

I’ve got no chance , the dancing thing is on . Fortunately I’ve seen the Italian Job about 67 times

Shan’t be participating then Twat

Saul, in your defence, dying is a hard act to follow.

Well done Pete in absentia. @Saul, you lost to a dead guy, you are a shoo in for TOTY next year.

Touché Sophia …,

He definitely could have gotten TOTY as well for sure. Showing his groin, and dying? come on!

and one is not prone to flashing his scar and nether regions as well .......................... Frankengroin for the win