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Hey @Six30, you suppose they’re building you up to tear you down on the last minute?

Damn - this bitch has worse spelling and syntax comprehension than you do. Quite a feat!

Oh look it's @Marcel le Moose Fondler

It doesn’t wear pants, it’s a motorcycle. And no, running nicely.

The Dildo storms into the lead leaving the Barge at the back (again) . This is too exciting for words ..............

I had to vote for the dildo over the barge because liking a dildo is better than admitting your gay

Coming from the midnight kebab people, that's priceless.

Well it would be a different sort of white slopp dripping down your face to the usual stuff for you ..........

Between a scooter last month and a dildo this, the forum is turning into a gay enclave.

Didn't have my helmet in my size - go figure. Had to order it with an expected arrival date of 2-3 weeks. So, for $811, I got to bring home this hat,,,,,

That's supper

yeh ..go for it with pictures ... pictures always help a story

Knew it

Not sure which of you two deserve this...

Mand S to collect a top Mani's ordered, then a bit of shopping. Thens she's off to the hairdressers. I have a head off a rover p6 2000tc which I might drop at the machine shop if he's there. F1 to watch. I might get a bike out if I can find one amongst the boxes and other crap I've piled up. Was pissing about fitting a water pump to a family members corsa last night. Bloody cold and dark and now can't remember tightening 3 bolts up holding a plate in front of said pump. Bloody cars. Just been to check and they were tight. Old age, don't do it.

good boy

show the replies you pussy

If you are a bloke and you like dildo's then you are definitely gay.

Been fiddling with and swearing at expensive plastic all morning. Surprisingly fiddly and impressively strong when back together, given the impact I would have expected it all to be in 1000’s of pieces but it held up well considering. just about ready to put everything back on Shadows bike and now it’s pissing down FFS Also still have to fit the new footpegs and throttle grip I actually repainted the crash bars and exhaust yesterday as well as fitting the new number plate and touching in a few scratches. She is down with D&V so no pressure from her, thank goodness, at this moment. Still got to move her headset from the old helmet to her new one as well. Be glad when she is back on the road, she has not mentioned it more than once every half hour for the last 8 days. £750 wrapped in cardboard Repaired dash back on and working

Yeh I would

Take away food in Espinho looks like this, love it. This is what pub food would look like in Portugal if the concept existed. Mum’s codfish, with chips and egg. It’s a more rustic version of a Lisbon dish.

Pizza night at @Sofia’s Alentejo sweet pepper, garlic and wine seasoned meat, cooked on the traditional clay pot. BBQ with my brother: Pakistani chicken curry, from the local restaurant. I’m now a fan. Beef stew, sort of Portuguese sort of French, turned out better than I thought it would.

Bit breezy out today. Never mind the sub-zero temps, feet of snow - now we gotta add wind. Fuck my life.......

Six gets it, that colour looks a lot better in that pic.

buckster does

I've watched Bears thrash Harlequins this evening , tomorrow will be doggie walking and beer drinking on the evening .

only two ? @Sir Fallsalot would beat you into a cocked hat

What a cool story & memorable experience Eric....I know it'd be one I'd never forget.

When I’m with you ?

Busy and worried about the business and life, had some stress with one of her puppies and sorting through old family problems, also working a lot so a little tired too. But when you´re with me, you can't help but feel great and overflowed with immense joy!

I mentioned to him about how many thousands of dollars "On Any Sunday" cost me over the years with new bike, new gear purchases. Malcolm: " Worked out differently for me" Me: "Fuck you, Malcolm" Malcolm: Big assed grin and nods his head.

Gonna be a long one ..... My wife had a hotel in Indianapolis where the annual Dealer's Show was held (show wheere MC dealers across USA gather to view new products, etc). She needed a couple of display bikes for her hotel's lobby. I got a friend's TZ250 (mint, museum quality) and another friend's Augusta MV 750 (also mint condition) for her to display in the lobby. Wife calls and says that some guy wants to but the MV and was it for sale? I ask for his name and number and I'll call him back. Wife: He's an old guy, named Malcolm Smith, number is .... Me: Skinny little guy with big ears and a big smile? Wife: Yup, that's him. Know him? I just about shit my pants as I 'm calling a boyhood hero of mine to discuss the bike. He was nice on the phone and then wants to arrange a meeting to hear the bike run. I drive down to downtown Indy like my hair's on fire - don't care about selling the bike, just wana talk to Smith! Dude shows up, helmet in hand and wants to ride it around a bit. If it runs okay, he'll take it. He's wearing kakhi pants, slip on shoes and a polo shirt - it's kinda cold out, too. Rips all over downtown Indy - we can't see him but we can hear the bike echoing off of the building's canyon like walls. He comes back and buys it. We talk about bikes., movies, etc for about an hour. Then it dawns on him that he's gonna miss his flight home. I offer to take him to the airport and he accepts. I load the bike on the trailer and haul it and him to the airport. Talking bullshit the whole way there, He asked me to store the bike until his pro motocross team drives thorugh town with their racing semi truck and trailer next month. Met them at a truck stop and transferred the MV over to them. Got to see a cool trailer oof a pro mx team as well.

I know he is an idiot but I think that is actually quite an interesting report from the motor show.