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I bet the indicators don't work either never seen an Audi with ones that do

It was bloody cold stood on that bridge over the motorway, I never saw a Cube, now I know why.

Will you be travelling in the Cube?,

I used to quite like that game. If I was going out for a ride, but couldn't decide where, I'd pick a few of the tags and do a circuit to find them. When I did my tour of Wales it was guided by some of the tags. I went to places that wouldn't have otherwise known. I was never going to complete the challenge, but I did visit a few interesting places on the bike.

A couple of plastic maggots.

Currently in Copenhagen and it’s lovely. No litter, cheap public transport ( that actually works), park your bike and it’s still there when you go back to it, great bars, no obnoxious twats, no pot holes … it’s lovely, tho a bit cold.

He probably can't reach the indicator stalk anyway.

I foolishly sat on this today.

I can't watch that pair! They did a video where they were moaning about the cost of riding in Europe, then it transpires that they went all the way to Rome and back on motorways. He got a puncture on his Africa Twin, but wasn't carrying any spare tubes or tools! So, his bike had to be recovered and an Italian mechanic managed to muster up in inner tube that just about fitted! At least, that's how I remember it!

I find that reading the words does help!

Who told you that, not in this century, and you got the cheek to criticise others. You look worse than Skippy and he is ill.

Like Pete's groin photo with shades on

In your case the sound of your chins flapping in the wind would be deafening so you should stick to full face.

A real Indian, not the shite from the snow mobile company.

@Marcel's next ride.

From the vintage hall.

The fat cunt always has kebab for his dinner.

woudn't worry about the start stop ...only works if the moon and sun are aligned and a certain temp and if you had kebab for your dinner

No they do work its all good, they were the optional extra that was fitted on this car

Nooo, just awkward bastids.

and you ... unless every destination was a ruined village or abandoned train station

Well we're home now with the new car, i have to say it is a very nice car very quiet, its quick enough for the road and economic enough so it should be cheaper to run than the jag was. The only issues so far are the start stop and drive away parking brake aren't working, the front parking sensors also aren't working and there's abit of a tear on the rear right seat bolster, the dealership know of all these and are going to work with me to get it all sorted.

No.....the army....twats

No we’re in the wife’s Citroen . We waved earlier , we’re having chips in Thirsk now, @skyrider would approve

The Welsh one belted him? That'll teach him for going to Swansea!

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/arZwgEeuufAXhd6F/

Yes.....but you should have read more words than "you twat".

obviously i read the words you twat

You don’t look like a bastard … that’s why your women keep fucking off you look like you collect and press wild flowers... and go out your way to stroke small puppy dogs.

Won't be long you should see the size of the roast she ate in that video.

Not fat enough! Yet!

Pete is this your daughter in law?

Going into Mansfield this morning, wife has a appointment at the opticians, will see if she needs new glasses or a white stick and a guide dog..

Weatherman said rain for us, looking out the window, not a cloud in the sky

Look Marcel you can post as many photos of yourself as you like i'm just not interested in you in that way you might be a twat but you don't have one and that's a bit of a deal breaker for me

I've seen your mug your correct to stick to a full face to protect the public from that horror

Not much different from what Billybob does to you in the woods.

Well i can confirm i'm sexually attracted to women so you could be onto something there

Sounds like sort of stuff a lesbian does …

We are starting the long drive north in an hour , I'll wave to you as we pass @Clive

Fuck me @Marcel have you re started you medication you just typed out something that makes perfect sense, but i believe he won't stop until everybody believes his version of the truth and once that happens he will then try to convince everyone that the real truth is correct and every conspiracy theory is wrong

What the fuck is wrong with me been up since 05:30 cut my hair trimmed the beard had a shower and breakfast and then gave the shower damn a good clean and now sat here wasting my life typing this crap. Perhaps i'll make the wife a cup of tea and take it up to her or perhaps not as the shock may kill her

That bike will never be on the road again.

That must be the Indian version.