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My Nephew has bought a 1972 MGB GT , he wants to get it serviced, oil filter etc , I have convinced the twat it’s got a Rotary Wankel Valve which sits next to the oil filter and that he should ask about changing that to .

Yes, I discovered that trains are actually fake. I know this as I was out walking and came across some old disused train track, when I looked down the tracks they clearly were much smaller further way and far too close together for a train to run on, clearly proving that trains cannot really exists and run on tracks.

That's because the spy is still around on here

the man is a wanker, he got sacked from his teaching job for touching kids ... any way why you looking on there any way you dobber

I see you more as a Nobber, Pete. I think that he must be mistaking you for someone else, mate!

*nonce*

But talking of Flouncers...... Fuck knows when I became lanky and I have no idea what a dobber is! Care to comment @Six30?

That's because Pete rubbed off on him, multiple times.

You did start a thread about him......along with @Marcel, @Buckster, and @boboneleg. Having said that, none of those threads were enough to cause a flounce. Not even the infamous Flouncing Floater or the legendary Flouncing Bloater could have had one of their menstrual moments over the contents of those. So if he disappeared because of them, then he fully deserves the title that Saul gave him: Beasty Flounce.

Been out most of the morning in the van , had to go and collect race fuel from Poole. Nice to go somewhere and some decent roads with scenery while you're working .

Tell him it's next to the fluctuating dichrometer

I’m not responsible for @busabeast flouncing … he’s let me down badly

and in real life im a guy of few words and always have been

Trolling like a Pro now Saul! You're a different man to the one who originally signed up!

Oh dear you have driven your mate Beasty Flounce away from here and now you are starting on your family. I would to be hear your nephew ask for his Wankel to be serviced.

I've always scoured the absolute depths of the Internet for members zzzak!

His hands have never been near a muff.

Well it is looking more than likely a flounce which is unfortunate for @Six30.

you must know .. you run the show dobber

NOT fake here..... Took this today as I see them almost daily right in front of my house....from the top of the driveway...

A real ride......or a Beasty Flounce ride?

Even former Mods are trolling now!

He's like you and Marcel, he owns an engineering firm and is earning loads of cash but forever in work never seems to have any time to enjoy it, and any free time he has now he's out on a quad he bought. Because he's always working he only want's to be out a couple of hours on the bike where i want to be out all day.

Dobber is another word for telling tales or a grass

Diffraction and diffusion.

Thank You Obie Wan, or are you more of a Yoda given your interest in small people.

Of course you haven't seen any , there's no tracks for the imaginary trains you silly boy.

I've found the same here Terry! Fuck knows how many stations I've visited and never a train in sight.

Oh and forget his claptrap about the Sun moving through the Universe, it's literally not relevant. the stars you see in the sky are in our own Galaxy, the Galaxy moves relative to the Earth or rather the Earth moves with the Galaxy and all it's stars, the Earth does not move through the Galaxy at any astronomica significant spped, it orbits the centre of the galaxy at 230km per second but then the entire galaxy is rotating with it DUH!. so yes everything appears static although over decades slight movements can be detected. Things far away appear to be motionless but the fact is they are moving at incredible speeds, it's another failing of flat Earthers (Flerfs) to underestimate the size of our Solar system let alone the Milky Way Galaxy and beyond, just a tiny snippet to give some kind of persepctive... If you jumped on your bike and rode to Jupiter non stop at 60mph, how long would it take you to get there, no break/stop/sleeping? 700 years is the answer and our system isn't even a spec of dust compared to the Galaxy we're in, if our Sun was the size of a ping pong ball the next nearest star to it (Proxima Centuri) would be 680 miles away

Yes , Lionel is not very prolific with words . It would be nice if he told us more about himself so that we can take the piss sympathise

If you must, the down side is You will be out on your bike oh hang on that's the point

Just a thought but how about if you go places you do have a signal

Ewe surely that's a sinful thought

Fucking idiot, Polaris isn't fixed, even polar scopes of fairly recent manufacture have to be taken with a pinch of salt when using the built in marks for where to place Polaris to gain accurate polar alignment with the Earth's axis of rotation Here's an example of Losmandy brand polarscope reticule, you can see the markings (near where it say's UMi (Polaris), that is where Polaris has to be placed and it changes, it is now out of the markins so alignment can be too far off for accurate tracking of more than 30 sec with a 1000mm telescope, it why we use plate solving to give absolute accuracy for better tracking (plate solving is uploading and image to servers that identify precisely where your telescope is pointed by analysing the stars in the image) it takes two separate images to be plate solved by rotating the mount on it's RA (right ascension) axis the program then gives a visual as to which way to move the elevation and azimuth controls to get it spot on, taking more images each time and plate solving after each move. These fuckwits really ought to do their homework properly as the people who listen to them should.

Send me the plane ticket or money ( either will do ) accommodation info and I’m good to go .

Once I get the other side of Chesterfield heading for the Peak district my phone is useless, it is even useless at the wife's sisters in Worksop, we'll just outside Worksop in a built up area..

Our daughter is trying to get rid of her old sofa, it's in decent condition, anyway, with her and hubby being at work wife put it up for sale. A guy text last night, says he will send a courier for it with the money, told her to count the money and sign a receipt with your full name And says can I also have your address and postcode, your mobile and house phone number and e mail address. Do you think this is a scam?

I thought the connection maybe a prob for you. Mandi takes her work laptop with her when we go anywhere, if the connections bad we can often hotspot one on our phones to get her going.

Technical problems require an immediate resolution.