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Fooking expensive morning, took the Mrs to the local Equine store as she had to have a new coat and boots. I had a bit of a head from yesterdays out out antics which didn't help. Anyway 300 quid lighter, and that was in the sale and a 'bargain actually' the Mrs tells me I was going to raise my blood sugar by going to the in store cafe. Only to be told that the breakfast menu is only served until 11:00 and the lunch menu starts serving at 12:00, given it was 11:19 I could only have coffee, so off I flounced elsewhere. I hate these bloody posh places I really don't fit in there. Now chilling watching rugby, on the bright side at least the Mrs is happy.

Shal we go out on our KTM's now ....

The van is front wheel drive, thank goodness. She’s like a cat clawing her way through snow. We are ready for a rescue if needed, but I’m hoping it doesn’t come to that.

It seems @XTreme is well know in these parts. Speaking to a bloke called Bryn Bunston on the Tracer 700 UK forum it turns out he’s know Pete for a few years when he first came out as the only gay in the village.

Twat

Here you go Six

Same here but not from fatty LOL. The last week of work i was surrounded by sick people and then my daughter and boy had it, for the last two days I've been ill but when i woke this morning it was at its worst i felt the grim reaper truly had a grip on me the wife gave me some super pills she had tucked away and 2 hours later i'm feeling ok, either that or i'm high LOL

I found a photo of the FPM on the interweb ...................

One for six.

I hope everyone had a lovely holiday. We waited out the storm and got back on the road yesterday. The roads are slowly clearly up and we could see rain by the end of the week! I'll take that over -30c . The rain sure would help clean our oh so dirty vehicles.... Tonight we are in a small town in Ontario near the Great Lake Superior. A quiet place with friendly people, but I don't think anyone is making hamburgers tonight... ohhhh, and I got a new hat! It rocks in the cold!

he fed em blue smarties for christmas dinner

You probably put him off

What like Tony the Tools ? or is he some other sort of mechanic

Fuck off you Bender

Well next time I come over I’ll bring him as back up

Plenty of what? Coupons?

Probably just leaving the place she said she was staying at in her post as below Tonight we are in a small town in Ontario near the Great Lake Superior. A quiet place with friendly people,

Not trying to side with fatty but some kids do go off the rails after eating certain food and they can be a handful afterwards, my niece couldn't handle whatever E number was in the blue colouring of smarties, she could eat the rest of the pack after picking the blue ones out with no problems

Fucking Jerry Springer more like!

Looks like what I was driving through today.....

just watched a Carry on film ..... kept thinking of christmas at @XTreme

Had the boys this afternoon.......and now Fatty's lost her shit! Apparently they went home all hyped up and are running amok there now. All because they had some chocolate chip cookies and a few sweets.

Quality service!

I'ts bloody obvious just look at the tyre's he runs on his bike LOL

My partner drives the van and I am in the 4Runner. My skills are not up for the van in this weather, I need my 4x4.

Yes and we did think about it, but the propane was empty…

In Ontario around Wawa. Going around the Great Lakes right now. It’s going to snow too, will be an interesting day of driving.

Full up with a cold and cough courtesy of Fatty coming here! FFS!

I was going to wash the Donkey but it's pissing down again so it looks like more turkey and TV

You’ve got “something”, there’s no doubt about that.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11575717/Farmer-living-Uganda-12-wives-102-children-finally-decides-stop-growing-family.html 'I married one woman after another. How can a man be satisfied with one woman,' He said that all his wives live in the same house so that he can 'monitor' them, stopping them from eloping with other men.

I doubt that you want to see the proof, Marcel on the other hand ??? Seventy years old and still got it, hahahahaha. Off to check out the chicks at the supermarket.

Motogerl sees Marcel stylin 'n profilin.

He should be easy to spot, he has more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.

Just stopped work......been on the go since 8AM. Got more to do tomorrow......and I think we've got the boys in the afternoon as well.

Oh just being himself

I can believe that of him……..I reckon he’s the uninvited fingering type

Amazing ride report been posted......in case you haven't seen it.

He was a member many years ago......in fact he was MOTY and TOTY in the same year.....and then got a Mod gig! Not long after that he met some bird on ButtRider, went to see her in California and found a huge stock of strawberry Ice Cream in her fridge! And that was then the catalyst for him to go completely insane and disappear for 15 years! And last May he finally showed up again, then started worshipping Buckster and bought a fucking Harley. Now you see why he won TOTY quite easily......cos he's completely mental.

It's pretty much 1:1 right now - or close to it. Pints (and I'm talking US pints which are smaller in the first place) are running $7 each around here. $10 for a pint in Vegas was a new high for me. Add in the tip money and it's $12 a pint there. Back to the wife's hotel where it's free....

Spent Xmas in Las Vegas while the wife worked - her firm took over a hotel there. I walked around and paid too much for beers all over the place, so yeah, it was good!

Las Vegas this week - $10 for a 12 oz,plastic cup of warm beer....