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Went to Wales on the weekend, camped , drunk lots of beer, did some ace trail-riding . No sheep were bothered either ...........

There may have been some drinking as well ............ Although some may have taken it a bit too far

That was my first thought as well. Though I think Pedro's model doesn't have anything like that reported! I could only find fork tubes breaking, water pump, gearbox, final drive, fuel pump. kickstand switch, and kill switch!

You'll have hurt their feelings.

I don’t live my life vicariously through the internet like zzzak and Tym and some others, so it is what it is.

Super flounce.

No-one calls an ambulance for anyone who’s that blissfully asleep, they just get them a pillow and if he’s a good fellow stop him choking on his own vomit Now I come to think about it, wtf is that phrase? “Choked on his on vomit” Like it needs to be that precise because so many people choke on someone else’s vomit? I think not

He's a creepy twat.

I have a busy life, I have to look after my adoring public. I’m still on the page for the month.

You’re a fucking idiot.

I went and saw the flowers near Buckingham Palace this afternoon, not something I would have done given a choice but my friends wanted to go and chuck some on, so I thought I'd show willing. The flower bit was easy, getting back out of the area was more difficult. I didn't even know we had that many people in the country, let alone central London. Someone was strangling a Scottish Octopus by the sound of it as we came out of the station and walked into Green Park. I saw a Portaloo tucked away out of sight in Green Park. At my age, you never miss the chance for a wee so I walked around this clump of trees only to have the following rise and fall of emotions. 1/ Aha a toilet, joy to the world. 2/ Oh wo is me, for it has a padlock holding the door shut. Fuckmine! 3/ But wait, what light through yonder bollock shines? Tis an FB padlock, verily do I not have an FB key attached to my work ID pass which be in my rucksack? Surely my luck is in forsooth. 4/ Cursed be the toilet bastards, for mine own key tis an FB14 and though it fits, a pox be upon it, it does not turn! I must tieth a knot in it....... So I got behind a large pair of rozzers who barged through the crowds and had a wee in a pub next to Victoria station.

Get in the Queue......

Understood, but I'll chose not to elaborate much on it.

Most of us will be dead.....

True story, Pete is loud and rude and incessantly tries to embarrass you. Plus gives you tea with milk in it

Your probably right Pete posh git who wants to bother with them anyway

Look at him there with his swanky mates no invite for me and practically on my doorstep i'm beginning to know what Pete feels like now

It’s ok Pedro. It will happen, it’s just not the right time. Oh crikey your BMW didn’t develop brake problems and an oil leak did it?

I am Spartacus.

Havnt seen proof you ever had a life.

Marcel found another love...where will we be in 15 years.

Maybe they're planning baby Around the time that I turned up.

I think you're struggling now since @Marcel has bonded with you! And he's dropped off the radar as well!

Only a few weeks ago you were the top poster......now you don't even register on the scale.

Looking good there Buttster.

That's there to keep them in.

No idea. I was only there a few hours. I saw lots of Portaloos, but they all seemed to be inside a fenced off area, so not sure how people coped. Having said that, it was very relaxed, everyone was well behaved. I was a bit shocked at the rusty evil looking spikes on top of the wall around the Buck House gardens as we walked away from the area. You couldn't put those up now on a new build.

Blackie. The last Spitalfields Market Cat https://spitalfieldslife.com/2022/09/18/blackie-the-last-spitalfields-market-cat-o/ I remember the last days of the market. The raod and footway would be slick with slippery squashed fruit and vegetables. Tramps would sit around burning pallets and banana boxes in the middle of the road (9it does the asphalt no good you know). I got chased by one tramp with a broken bottle in his hand once. My FJ1200 had something wrong with it at the time, the starter motor kept sticking. After I ran to it and threw myself on it, It took me two attempts to start it as he ran screaming at me. When it did start I think I left rubber on the road as I wheel span off just out of his reach.

did village people do country and western ?

On a car I'd agree but a Harley can pull it off... have at it

I don't get the fear thing as there's no point in fearing the unknown you just have to deal with whatever comes your way, family commitments are another thing entirely but you have to ask yourself if not now, when? In my book there's no time like the present as tomorrow may never come. (Just ask some of these doddery old cunts on here..... their days are truly numbered some id say are close to double digits left) Not having a go at you im just wondering about your perspectives

Food festival near where I live in October has revealed why zzzak is the way he his. He bakes 'brownies' for a living https://bakedbyzak.com

Nothing wrong with the bike, it's a mix of family stuff and my conscience, fear, and work getting annoying right at the wrong time.

Ah and there our loon is.

Large Lenor fabric conditioner bottle, essential camping equipment. Plenty of capacity, a large neck and a watertight lid.

We will want a photo don't forget hand on hip @XTreme style