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Decided it was time for a ride this afternoon. Short of ideas as towhere to go so fired up the pootah, opened Kurviger, programmed "twisty route", then "Circuit" andturned the heading arrow just eastof North and hit "Go". it came up with this 170 something km's, so I transferred that to the phone and off I went. it was a pretty varied ride landscape wise, from the vinyards above, through woods and forest How french is this?! and across arable lowlands. All pretty dry at the moment but the trees are still green. Unstable weather here today, about 27 c and high humidity. fairly dominant cloud cover but no rain. Good to be out on the bike again.

Well I did 470 miles over the weekend, slept two nights under canvas, drank beer and whisky and whiskey, had lunch with a beautiful woman, made some new friends and now I’m home changing the oil on the bike. I’m a fucking legend, you lot need to respect my authority.

Not enough content for a Ride Report, but took a little shortcut through some familiar farm access dirt roads, just enough to get my boots dusty

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, why have you put yourself in the mange section Marcel , do you have something to tell us ?

You mean like when you post the ginger pox photo

Oozing is such a mange related word

Funnily enough photographing my male friends rashes hasn't become a pastime

Probably in my web browser history but forgive me if I dont go looking

I had no porn on my stream......got a link?

ps while trying to get the live streaming sorted a redirect put some stripper thing on my screen and my son walked into the living room to see my jaw dropped looking at naked womens holios. What is it with you lot getting me to do stuff that screws up my algorithms?! I don't think there were any wizard sleeves though, small mercies

Yeah i like the feel of it squeezing between my toes

I was going to put this in a photo you took today but i took it yesterday and it didn't fit in the nature section so only place left was the Mange section

go for it tym , what you know about their wives, any pics at all ?

No pics, your second name tym?

Ah I see how that sounds. Nope not that I know of. I meant bites the dust as a childhood hero cos he never rode a bike.

One of their finest episodes.

well for years I thought yourname was Bobo Neleg... welcome Fridall, if person ye be.

Take note @XTreme Had a delivery half hour ago it was this tubeless repair kit Find the hole and file it out with the supplied tool Then insert this thingy Insert this pre lubed rubber mushroom into the applicator tool Screw applicator tool to thingy in the tyre and screw handle all the way in Once screwed in pull thingy out of tyre leaving mushroom behind Pull mushroom to make sure the head is tight to the inside of the tyre Cut off excess with supplied knife just fixed a puncture in the rear of the Beta in less than 10 minutes and that included unpacking the kit its so easy no glue or mess. Pete when you get your top box fitted get one of these kits and an electric pump you may have to leave some of your DMB torture kit behind though. I run a Mousse in the tyre but I've made it air tight to keep out the crap and the idea was if the moose fails i can pump the tyre up and ride it home

If its done correctly there's no problems with them converted, there's people that have had them for 6 years now with no issues on the CRF page

No worries in Morocco, just stop at the first Inwi (which is the provider with absolutely best coverage nationwide) shop and you'll get a card with plenty of data and even some international calls to Europe for something like 10 or 15 Euros, cheaper than here. The dude will set it up, get paid in cash, no invoice, and you're away, no need for speaking languages or any complicated stuff. I wondered if I'd run out the next day as it seemed too easy and unofficial to me, but has worked flawlessly 4 times now using two different shops.

Ordered speedbleeders for Woody, now i need a nap.

We know, we're all recovering from an unexpected dose of 70's elevator music

They are homemade beans. I don't know what happened to Heinz, I think they removed too much salt and sugar and added water to make them healthy and ruined them in the process. I use a variety of beans, often haricot beans and always smoked paprika, garlic, and onion salt in mine (and sometimes diced chorizo), cook them long and slow the day before you want to eat them so the flavours fuse and the beans are properly cooked out. Most baked beans are barely cooked and they take a long time to do properly which is why they often taste a bit gack. My family also do not like normal beans but they love these. Technically they're hob beans not baked

FFS

You're oozing superior DNA there Marcel!

I've been out....

Never did @yen_powell any harm!

Full English this morning. Sausage, Egg, Bacon, Hash browns, Plum tomatoes, Mushrooms, Beans, Black pudding, White Pudding and toast (made with thick sliced tiger childrens bread Couldn't photograph anyone else's because they piled it so high it looked shocking. Everyones been in a food coma for over an hour now

Oh the irony

I know, when you guys come up with a good joke, you get binned by the BBC. So you have to be careful.

Did you leave your shoes up top to get the feel of the job

Just finished watching Platoon with the boy i think i will have this playing at my funeral so even the fuckers that hate me shed a tear

what girlfriends though ?

Can we all just take a step back guys.....we don't need any bad feeling on here!

Another childhood hero bites the dust. Fonz never rode a motorbike in the entire 10 years it was on. Disappointing Mr Winkler.

Yes Except beans and tomatoes for me a slice of fried bread would be nice next time @Slowlycatchymonkey

Oooooooooh you bugger. I haven't had one of those for a good while now. I'm loving all of that except the beans

I cant believe they had it as close as they did. Usyk landed waaay more points than Joshua. Hearn was right, they were emotional. I don't blame him for having a tantrum though, elite sportsman are always highly strung and his career was riding on a win, cant imagine those sponsorship deals will be lasting long now.

Must be a brit thing as Fred got it.

Carful Tym, that close to stalking.

He should just go concentrate on Question of sport or League of their now

I know nothing about fighting or joshua, but getting punched in the head might make one sort of confused sometimes

Roadblocks tonight.

Just put maps.me on your phone and download the area you need. Doesn't use any data. Not quite google maps but more than adequate.

no ... i can watch everything though , i could let you in on it , depends who you vote for in bike of the month.

Pete he was a Welshman Pete he was a cleaner Nothing else to do to it Because he'd bought a Beemer

Target practice.

Living by the sea I've seen what they have to live in and eat. You crack on girl.