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The only person to buy a German BMW only to find it is worse than a Chinese one.

My Dad's Lambretta, bought in 1955 for £155 plus 7/6p tax He kept it until 1973, Pete would never have a bike that long

I don't want to come across as sexist or anything but look at the way this woman is pretending to use that hammer i wish these fuckers would use someone that knows how to use the tools their supposed to be advertising, with that grip she has to be a lesbian

You went and bought a hammer, Ian?

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any Rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."

This is a new kind of madness, I'd forgotten what it was like

Nearly ................

We should have one reaction button more than currently, specifically for that reaction to Pete's obvious questions.

In other (boring) news I have bought a new battery at £45. I was gonna order one from Tanya Batteries at £35, but noticed the £7.50p delivery charge, so bought one locally. It on trickle charge now, fit it tomorrow.

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No, they moderated me based on an out of context remark, then me and a foreign national moderator discssed freedom and of course they dint understand the concept. I told them no more content from me, and all the traffic they will get will be spinsters showing their fat feet. Not banned, just not providing content fuck um. Then i went to a day trader forum and brought their stock price down a few billion for the fun of it.

How is he not having a melt down … no bike means no deserted buildings to go meet his midget dago bum bandits to get bummed into the middle of next week , mind you he must be saving a good few quid on Lube … every cloud

No manners at all!

yes ...like a you Twat button you mean

The look on her face is saying no one’s going to believe this

If @Six30 had got the Mod gig my mange wouldn't be running wild!

Fucks sake, Pete!

Typcial weekend here, summer trash is everywhere. Glad i got out early.

What with the Teutonic oil belcher and the fat Polish cow he's not really having a good time is he. It could only really get worse if he got mange ............

Slept quite poorly tonight, fell asleep at 4 or 5, pestered by a couple of mosquitos and feeling hot and itchy, didn't know whether I was awake and uncomfortable or having a bad dream. I need drugs, the voice is sexy but am indeed feeling a little confused sometimes. Felt vague and not myself when riding the bike the other day and not too pleasant, so will refrain from going out. Rain fell in the morning, and am now sitting outside contemplating birds chirping all around now that the sun is sort of out. My nice neighbor is bringing me groceries and bread today, whether that happens in the morning or afternoon I don't know, what excitement!

Peg hammer. Come on Pete, ask some dumbass questions.

Well, i intend to bring some crakers and a pate of beef and chicken fancy feasts to Wigwam chicks this moaning, cans are 10 years old left over from an long lost boat yard ferral cat i used to play with. Ferral pussy is the best pussy.

We have a few Gannets. They live on the Bass Rock but they visit Edinburgh to shit on things and steal babies.

One crafty basted got away with half a sub, subway sandwich, I was eating. Came in from behind from the right, they ain’t stupid. Greedy basted too.

I've offered myself to Tym but he thinks I look like a bus stop .............

You can tell no bald father does that, do it on a warm afternoon when bald and I'll end up looking like a sprinkle covered doughnut Silly things, these gender parties.

Spent the two last days doing something I haven’t done in a while, working and selling, closing deals like a fucking ninja assassin! Feels good when every now and then someone unleashes me and I do my thing! Covid was pretty good today and all I feel is a little tiredness and have a sexier voice. Turned a one truck order into two using that, the lovely Luisa didn’t stand a chance! Now, after a day of high winds and rain spells it quieted down and peace is in the air, and I’m outside having a glass of wine while enjoying my mini forest

They're becoming fashionable, Lambrettas, have started to see more and more of them, usually restored and looking very clean on sunday mornings.

@XTreme For fucks sake you got me again

No idea mate, I would seriously doubt it Can't check it like modern vehicles as if it still existed it would be classed as an historical vehicle and exempt from MOT and Tax

Pic looks OK to me!

I saw about an accident and the red flag, but didn't know about that. It's a dangerous passion to have.

Don’t tease him, you don’t want that sort of attention!

I'd be more use to you than one of your imaginary girls

I understood what you meant and its not a stupid question what can we learn from this, that's right i'm spending too much time on here if i'm starting to understand Tym

I;ll take that from Fred becuse he;s a stud muffin.

I am off to get a battery for the scoot tomorrow, the one fitted only holds charge for a couple of days.

My weekend started yesterday and i spent 10 hours trail riding in glorious weather. Today I've jet washed the bike to get all the red clay off it and jet washed the walls and path in the front garden now i'm just bumming around

You cant be just saying numbers because most of us here work in KG so at 125 your still a fat bastard

No sign of the Teutonic Oil Belcher returning so I'm grounded. Waiting to get the nod on a couple of jobs so I could be working my nuts off!

Absolutely Marcel! We've already had a Boat report from Bruce......then Buck upset him and he flounced!