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Is that the new 26hp Enfield Hypersport?

Thought you had two that come round on a Tuesday , just after tea time ?

I'm fit to drop after all I've done today.....not used to physical stuff.

Well obviously it wouldn’t be right to not poke fun and laugh at any pain or weak spots displayed, it’s this forums most endearing quality but in this instance with sheer volume of effort Petes put in I really would like this thing to go right.

I see your rapeseed shot and raise it with a proper bike

Think the cunts up London , see his bike parked up ..

A ginger with Rohypnol.

Weather's looking good at last.....22/23C.....but I won't be out! Preparing today and tomorrow for their arrival from Poland on Sunday. And Sunday is a 300 mile round trip to pick them up. I'll have the crazy bitch and 2 kids with me, and I've enlisted Tony the Tools (he does airport runs) to carry my boy Steve and most of the luggage in his car. This is going to kill me!

Out trail riding on Sunday, got three clients who fancy a bimble around the local trails on some ancient XR250s. They’ve had three days on track (Almeria etc) so I’m hoping they’re knackered so I can keep up!………I’ll be sweeping up at the back as usual but that suits me fine. I’ll try and take some photos if I remember.

Dropped my sons off at the airport. Got the next load of incoming arriving tomoz at 2 or 3 in the morning No longer amused by this providing free holidays malarkey. Involves far too much work. Especially when the person booking the flights tries to save themselves a couple of quid by taking a flight at stupid o’clock with two stroppy kids. On the upside I did manage to get them a table at a great restaurant for Easter lunch so Ive skipped the pain of trying to cook an Easter feast in a broom cupboard sized kitchen. Time to try n fix the Himmy so I can escape!

He's older than that Tym! You're getting his age confused with his waistline!

Looks 76, factor in drugs sex and crappy rocknroll, 51? I;ll take 51. Train wreck to be sure. is a train wreck an age?

Thanks Caroline! it's a dream come true to see my boy Steve again after more than 4 years, and to see the grandkids for the first time. But it's also my worst nightmare to have to deal with her.......cos I know she'll do everything possible to try and trigger me. So I've got to keep thinking.......

Good luck Pete. Will be thinking of you on Sunday.

I got an idea, strap on a thong, and ride a log down a volcano, this sports going to be huge.

These videos have not aged well.

I went for a nice walk today, i love nature.

You've got to wonder who lived there before, it overlooks the school and there's a wank tube on the side cabinet

And a photo that ain’t been edited

If I go out on scoot then my wife is housebound, does not seem fair me out and about and her stuck indoors. So it's BSB and sitting in the garden with a cuppa.

Tomorrow I've got my own work to get on with, more cleaning in the house, plus do some food shopping for them so they've got stuff in the flat. Along with taking blankets and stuff over there. And I'm on my ass now!

Doubt it.............. I will more than likely be watching BSB on the tele.

You out on the scooter this weekend @Clive?

Happy Birthday Scooter Enfield boy

What a cunt

He'd jump at the chance to bin that shit!

Twat

Nothing is something and it does show how much we care, so, there is that.

It's a special day Dave.....go and treat yourself to another POS bike!

I'll be fine......I can just act out the role of getting on with her. The wife will keep her cool UNLESS the nutter starts dissing Scott (our other son).......because she's done this before despite never having met him. If she goes down that road then Penlan girl will come out! @Sir Fallsalot knows the score!

You’ll be alright Pete just blank her and hand it to your wife to deal with, she sounds pretty formidable. Plus you can always come back to the Covert Operations thread and call her as many names as you like, you know we enjoy a good ol’ evisceration.

You haven’t received my gift? Goddam them, heads will roll.

And laughing

Still early not to get you presents, please be patient.

A proper reproduction of a Brit Bike then.

Then, there is this. Turn up your speakers!

If you like sheep’s cheese, I’ve got a treat for you if you ever decide to visit inner Portugal.

Get in

Fuck that , rather stay indoors with her .

That was in my thoughts. Get away from her on a ride with his dad every now n then, clear his mind.

Only if his mrs says he can be

Been back to the flat again.....to take crockery and a big toy garage that my boy had delivered here.

Had no contact with her over the last week Dave. However I've got the two and a half hour car journey back here on Sunday with just her and the boys......cos my boy will be in the other car with most of the luggage. That'll be fun!

Got entry to the flat today so I did a walk through.