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Id say you do have a good eye! It was my dear ol pops bike and I bought it off him (at friends n family rates) for Mr Slowlys surprise Christmas Prezzie 2019 four weeks after he’d passed his test. Quite possibly the best prezzie Ive ever given anyone, the joy was off the scale.

Nothing of note to do a Ride Report on today......so just a couple of shots!

It shouldn’t seep while transporting the body. I approve.

Pissing down here, guess who left their car windows open?!

It fits yours but then your entire bike is chink.

Don't beleive you, where are the photos of the scantilly clothed women (and men for Bucky) ?

It does, my wife did the same for my 40th

If your relationship with the other half is ever on the rocks give me a shout i'd put up with any shit for a free bike

On the contrary, you appear to be seeing all sorts of shit no one else can see.

Ooh and Happy Fathers Day to all you good Dads out there.

Waterproof bag arrived for across the back of the panniers, dont think I needed the 200 litre option and the dimensions on the website arent quite right…. On the upside my first thought was Buckster would like this bag, it’s cadaver sized and waterproof so no leaky DNA in your boot

Worked yesterday, wet stuff coming out of the sky today.

I got a Chinese type fairing for my old ninja and they fitted fairly well with exception to the bit where it clip together under the engine, and they were lighter

Overland event is smaller and geared towards the more serious dudes who like riding in strange countries and sleeping in a hedge It involves 4 wheeled vehicles as well and if you haven't got a sticker on your vehicle from Patagonia they'll probably ignore you .

yes but she does have some nice air bags

Its the Chinese way their too short to reach the top of the tank like normal people

Stupid place for petrol.

Now you put it like that i feel bad what i meant was i would take any shit, I've seen a photo of you your a dish so i cant see your fella giving you up any time soon so no free bike for me, trying to redeem myself here

Fuckmine a casual ride report

I like the sentiment but the implication Id be the any shit youd have to put up with isnt quite the dream ticket Id be looking for you smooth talker

You lazy bastard

Abr is a large commercial bike festival where you spend 3 (or 4 if you have a VIP ticket ) days pissing it up listening to music and test riding bikes. Theres also off road riding, talks from people who’ve done all sorts of shite on motorbikes and over 100 different bikes available to try out. Oh and the food n music is good. Covid wise theres no safer time to go out, the vaccine currently works, hospitalisations and deaths are at an all time low and you have to draw the line somewhere and get on with living whatever time you have left with infectious disease thrown into the mix. Covid is here to stay, it will mutate to the point tweaked vaccines are needed so youre going to have to pick n choose what you do risk wise on that front forever, same as dengu fever, malaria, Ebola, Japanese encephalitis or any other infectious disease that can kill you. You can still catch the plague from a squirrel in this country but a sense of proportion is necessary when viewing the stats. For me Overlander is a more enjoyable event. Lots of people there who walk the walk and a far more low key affair where youre likely to find yourself at 1 in the morning sitting round a camp fire of some people youve never met laughing your tits off because urr umm what was that you just gave me?

I'm not on the cider now so better focus Dyna Low Rider.

I don't know ... some pretty great return rates

If left them open because two males left a sopping wet towel in the back that caused my car to go mouldy, not something most women would overlook! One is one of my favourites

Fathers day StateSide, special thanks all the fathers who had pretty girls, butt, its probably their mothers looks anyways...lol

Planning to get out for an hour or two shortly. No excuses from me!

Was to tired, only did a couple of miles, at least i got out and rode some.

We get a lot of race bikes in with chinese fairings on them, expect nothing to fit like O/E but if you're trying to save your originals then it's a damned good idea to use them.

What? what’s that? Its like a beeping kind of noise, the type you hear on vehicles reversing Ah so you are a smooth talker

And managing to dig yourself in even deeper!

Nothing......mad women don't need a reason!

Fuck all for me except a smack in the face!

Did you want me to let Bruce know in case he wants a piece of the action?

I was waiting for that! Reality is I was out less than an hour and didn't go anywhere!

It happens

Gotta love this fuel under the seat shit!

But I bet they have cameras!

More logical (to me) when writing/sending/accepting emails. Also 99% of the time the spam system works as well, get's rid of the Nigerian prince's asking me to invest in their coconut farm

12c here now........it may rise to the dizzy heights of 14c later!.

Now it's gone absolutely black here.......and temps are only 16c. This time of year it's normally late 20's by midday and mid 30's by late afternoon.

No riding today as too many things to do at home, same tomorrow but it'll be pissing down all day if the forecast is right. F1, Fomula E and MotoGP tomorrow. Off out soon to watch a few bands.

"Israel leads the way in exchanging Freedom for the Mark of the Beast. How you say? Well they linked up the jabs that are magnetized with millions of microscopic coded metals that are what nanobots are made of and interfaced them to connect to the digital passport card that Everyone in Israel MUST have if they want to Buy or Sell anything. Those people who refused the jab must rely on people that got it to bring them groceries or other necessities. Israel is doing what Satan wants the entire world to do with the help of the Wild Beast. The injected nanobots and the digital passports connect to 5G and connect to a persons smart phone and their digital wrist patch, if they are wearing it yet. And DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) recently announced that they expect everyone in the world to accept the microchip into their right hand soon".

I have a broken adjustment collar on one of my rear shocks. Need to compress the spring a way.............I have some car spring compression tools, but too big to fit on the scoots small springs. Tried making a adaptor, but they where not up to the job. Looked on YouTube, and there was a guy compressing the spring with a small rachet strap. Bought one today........give it a go tomorrow, If it stops raining.

You can use whatever you want, but exactly how does it work better? Do your emails get damaged or wet if you send them via gmail? Does the gmail guy deliver to the destination's neighbor without leaving a note?

This place has hit rock bottom now.