Yup all spot on, but You forgot to mention the Strom might not get you a Blow job but riding one makes you eligible to give them out which is worse than receiving in my book
Now we all know (perhaps Tym is excepted) that you have to watch your P&Q's nowadays. Apparently you're not allowed to sing that lovely nursery rhyme anymore where you ask the black sheep if he's got any wool
So let's see your photos/vids, anything that makes you laugh and feck the PC brigade ?
I'll start with Benny Hill, a right wrong-un if ever there was ..........
.......but it'll always get you home! Unlike a KLR.......which isn't capable of either.
Now a fully kitted up Beemer might get you a blowjob......but as for getting you home you just gotta take your chances.
@boboneleg's T700 won't get him a blowjob......but it'll definitely get him home! It's a Yamaha after all!
However.....@Sir Fallsalot's Africa Twin will definitely do both! Unfortunately the blow job will be from a man! ?
Have I called it right?