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1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Slow news day!

Talk amongst yourselves!

That's fine but we're waiting for you to ask us some pertinent questions

 

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12 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

That's fine but we're waiting for you to ask us some pertinent questions

 

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50 minutes ago, XTreme said:

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I swear that bloke was whispering that to me as I walked around Portmeirion a couple of weeks ago..........

 

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No word from the dealer today......wondering if they've found anything else that needs replacing?

I'm quite happy for them to change the clutch if they want. Or the final drive. Or even the engine!

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How is The BMW experience like the Russian experience?

 

You dont own a BMW,

 

a BMW owns you. 

 

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29 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Just had a call........it's being delivered to the house at 2.30 tomorrow afternoon!

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if its in a van , need a pic .

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On 07/06/2022 at 21:48, Pedro said:

Now “wet head”, it’s not for the shape of the valve covers but for all the sex the owners get with dago midgets bummers :classic_laugh:

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Can you hear that? The sound of Juan Jesus Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso,

working late as the shops delivery driver, falling asleep at the wheel, driving over the cliff, with the most perfect GS that ever was.

 

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1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Just had a call........it's being delivered to the house at 2.30 tomorrow afternoon!

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Get the spill kit ready for its return.

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Things have changed......the bike won't be back for another week or so.

They've found a problem with the braking system......I think it's the ABS unit itself.

They told me it would be over a grand to replace if it wasn't under guarantee.

I'd like to have had it back obviously, but getting new shit for fuck all also has it's benefits!

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1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Things have changed......the bike won't be back for another week or so.

They've found a problem with the braking system......I think it's the ABS unit itself.

They told me it would be over a grand to replace if it wasn't under guarantee.

I'd like to have had it back obviously, but getting new shit for fuck all also has it's benefits!

So they sold you a bike with an oil leak and even worse faulty brakes …. 
 

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1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Things have changed......the bike won't be back for another week or so.

They've found a problem with the braking system......I think it's the ABS unit itself.

They told me it would be over a grand to replace if it wasn't under guarantee.

I'd like to have had it back obviously, but getting new shit for fuck all also has it's benefits!

 

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4 minutes ago, Six30 said:

I thought I had a bike in here ….

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I'd say it's been nicked call la guardia though when they find out he's a ginger twat they won't give a fuck

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Or has the fat polish cunt ridden it back to her homeland where they have more and bigger better bikes

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1 minute ago, Richzx6r said:

I'd say it's been nicked call la guardia though when they find out he's a ginger twat they won't give a fuck

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51 minutes ago, XTreme said:

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I think my Beemer has now spent more time in vans than your bikes!

I wheel mine out and ride the fucker though 

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4 hours ago, XTreme said:

Things have changed......the bike won't be back for another week or so.

They've found a problem with the braking system......I think it's the ABS unit itself.

They told me it would be over a grand to replace if it wasn't under guarantee.

I'd like to have had it back obviously, but getting new shit for fuck all also has it's benefits!

You need to look for another bike, I reckon that one's middle name is Jonah 😏

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My last GS got a new engine at 15k miles because it was getting corroded. Finish on them not the best, and using dissimilar metals on the rear hub doesn’t help. 
I also got a new ‘beak’ as the original was delaminating, new switchgear, and a new exhaust because the ‘exup’ valve had seized. Warranty is great! They were going to pay for recoating the wheels, but I traded it in. 

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