16 Years ago today.......

[Six30]

3 minutes ago, Swagman said:

Bet she was an ugly bitch.

was she from Wales then ??

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

1 hour ago, XTreme said:

I tell you what isn't!

Around 2007/8 there were a couple here in their early 40's from up north.

They were iffy as fuck......and he was a cowboy builder.

Anyway, he got caught stealing building materials from a Spaniard's year.......and the owner was going to call the Guardia.

The guy made him an offer that if he didn't call the Guardia he'd let him fuck his wife!

People fucking other peoples wives is a worldwide phenomenon old as time

Often used as a bargaining chip. 
 

Andrew tried to sell me to another farmer once for a bag of potatoes. He declined, said he was only prepared to run to carrots

[boboneleg]

4 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

People fucking other peoples wives is a worldwide phenomenon old as time

Often used as a bargaining chip. 
 

Andrew tried to sell me to another farmer once for a bag of potatoes. He declined, said he was only prepared to run to carrots

Cheapskate, you've got to be worth a cow at least.................

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

1 hour ago, boboneleg said:

Cheapskate, you've got to be worth a cow at least.................

Yer I went big and thought at least a good sheepdog but he declined so me n Mr Slowly got married, alls well that ends well  

[Pedro]

13 hours ago, XTreme said:

I tell you what isn't!

Around 2007/8 there were a couple here in their early 40's from up north.

They were iffy as fuck......and he was a cowboy builder.

Anyway, he got caught stealing building materials from a Spaniard's year.......and the owner was going to call the Guardia.

The guy made him an offer that if he didn't call the Guardia he'd let him fuck his wife!

So, did he call the guardia or what?

[XTreme]

6 hours ago, Pedro said:

So, did he call the guardia or what?

No......he just told him to get out and never come back.

Then told everybody in the town what had happened!