Jokes, your best your worse and all the rubbish on the internet between

[Six30]

[Six30]

Fourth day here now and no sign of the fucking maid yet ..

 

[boboneleg]

1 hour ago, Six30 said:

Fourth day here now and no sign of the fucking maid yet ..

 

Pete would love that shit 

[Buckster]

3 hours ago, boboneleg said:

Pete would love that shit 

It was pristine before the gammon got there.

[Six30]

10 hours ago, Buckster said:

It was pristine before the gammon got there.

[Renegade]

Scottish Hardly club

 

[Buckster]

3 hours ago, Renegade said:

Scottish Hardly club

 

And?

[Renegade]

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Key."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key, and the effects were wonderful -- the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with

two problems.

"For all these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the key and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your tits."

“Oh!”, she said, "No point asking about the beard then"

[Six30]

[Renegade]

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.

"Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here, try these on."

So, she did and said: "These are too big, I can't wear them.'"

So I replied: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Jack thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon he took off his pants and said to Jill: "Here try these on."

She did and said: "These are too large, they don't fit me."

So Jack said: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jill removed her pants, handed them to Jack and said: "Here, you try on mine."

He tried and said: "I can't get into your pants."

So she said: "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."

[Buckster]

[Buckster]

[Buckster]

[skyrider]

13 hours ago, Buckster said:

good idea that

[Six30]

[Six30]

[Buckster]

2 hours ago, Six30 said:

They are lucky, they could have ended up in Greta.

[Catteeclan]

15 hours ago, Six30 said:

She did it

[Buckster]

[Buckster]

[Buckster]

[Renegade]

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Key."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key, and the effects were wonderful -- the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with

two problems.

"For all these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the key and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your tits."

“Oh!”, she said, "No point asking about the beard then"

[Renegade]

[Renegade]

[Buckster]

10 hours ago, Renegade said:

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Key."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key, and the effects were wonderful -- the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with

two problems.

"For all these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the key and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your tits."

“Oh!”, she said, "No point asking about the beard then"

How is your Alzheimer’s going?