Buckster Posted Wednesday at 13:16 Share Posted Wednesday at 13:16 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted Wednesday at 13:29 Share Posted Wednesday at 13:29 Paddy takes his mates back to see his new flat, and after a few more beers one of the lads asks him whats the big brass gong hanging on the wall, Paddy says, "Its my speaking clock"! "How does it work?" his mate asks. "I'll show you", and Paddy hits it full pelt with a claw hammer, A voice from next door yells"Ffs it’s twenty to three in the morning!!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted Wednesday at 13:43 Share Posted Wednesday at 13:43 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted Wednesday at 14:02 Share Posted Wednesday at 14:02 18 minutes ago, Saul said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted Wednesday at 16:12 Share Posted Wednesday at 16:12 2 hours ago, Buckster said: I can absolutely relate.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted Wednesday at 19:06 Share Posted Wednesday at 19:06 2 hours ago, YamaHead said: I can absolutely relate.... You tried it didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted Wednesday at 23:00 Share Posted Wednesday at 23:00 3 hours ago, Buckster said: You tried it didn't you? Don't waste my time or money on girly products that make it more difficult to hold onto ANYthing...got enough issues w/ that type of thing already.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted Thursday at 09:05 Share Posted Thursday at 09:05 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted Friday at 10:33 Share Posted Friday at 10:33 A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted Friday at 18:22 Share Posted Friday at 18:22 I've discovered that the best way to scare off the little bastards begging for sweets is to answer the door naked... oh, there's some more arrived... disguised as policemen this time... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted Friday at 19:59 Share Posted Friday at 19:59 Found a video posted by @Six30’s mother a few years ago. https://www.facebook.com/reel/1207995281373145/?fs=e&fs=e 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted Saturday at 13:46 Share Posted Saturday at 13:46 17 hours ago, Buckster said: Found a video posted by @Six30’s mother a few years ago. https://www.facebook.com/reel/1207995281373145/?fs=e&fs=e I'm NOT clicking on that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted Saturday at 14:57 Share Posted Saturday at 14:57 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted Saturday at 15:49 Share Posted Saturday at 15:49 Simple answer...and Indian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted Saturday at 15:51 Share Posted Saturday at 15:51 Winter project....im fitting one on the KTM...that should keep the bugs off... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted Saturday at 16:11 Share Posted Saturday at 16:11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted Saturday at 17:13 Share Posted Saturday at 17:13 1 hour ago, Marcel said: Simple answer...and Indian. Apparently to look like Catweazles brother 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted Saturday at 18:52 Share Posted Saturday at 18:52 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted Saturday at 18:54 Share Posted Saturday at 18:54 Beemer Bummer has placed and order for a new dildo ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted Saturday at 18:57 Share Posted Saturday at 18:57 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked : "Is my time up ?" God said : "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth ! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded : "God, you said I had another 33 years to live ? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the Ambulance ?" God replied : "I didn't recognize you.......... !!!!!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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